benny's definitions

hoggin'

a term used for fucking a fat chick

"You hit that? She's like 350!"
"Yeah, but sometimes you gotta go hoggin'"

by Benny March 29, 2004

excuse my french

Expression used before using foul language, usu. to warn the listener.

Excuse my french, but that motherfucker is one bitch-ass cocksucker.

by benny September 5, 2003

titanic

when you take a shit so big it doesnt fit in the toilet. nhalf of it is in the water and half of it is sticking out of the water.

man i just dropped of the titanic in there!

by benny December 1, 2004

Surmbo

surmbo: a rediculous scheme waiting to backfire at any moment or a plan or idea that seems to go backwards

This whole new word idea is surmbo

by Benny January 18, 2004

woodpussy

A canoing enthusiast.

That guy is a serious woodpussy.

by benny October 2, 2003

Womble

When a cat puts all their legs under their body while sitting on the ground hiding their paws. Making them look compleatly legless.

Tabby is a womble

by Benny February 5, 2004

niner

A response to answer any question that you didn't hear, didn't like, or didn't give a fuck about. Can be easily replaced with "nine." Can also be used to describe anything or anyone. "Nine" is the true answer to any numerical question.

Question: Did you get the laundry done?
Answer: niner
-or-

Question: How many cells make up the haman body?
Answer: nine

by benny February 17, 2004