ben's definitions

Numpties

Plural form of the word numpty. If you collect enough together you can form an SWS UK. When correctly abused they will produce oh oh spaghetti ohs which will result in products being not completely ready.

The numpties have f*@ked it up again!

by Ben September 19, 2003

bunkered

Usually used when refering to paintball. when you someone sneeks up on you and shots you 5 times point blank because you SUCK!!!

That noob just got bunkerd.

by Ben March 11, 2004

hore

a bad spelling of "whore"

"she is such a hore"

by Ben February 8, 2003

Gypsy Hypnosis

A trait commonly found in individuals that move from place to place (or couch to couch) promising money and fortune, but never delivering. They are especially crafty when it comes to eating other people’s food and drinking their boos. One is strongly discouraged from letting one of these types into your home or car and NEVER, I repeat, NEVER loan them money under any circumstance. If you do, forget about any thoughts or attempts at retribution!

Bo must of been under "Gypsy Hypnosis" when he agreed to lend Kevin $150 while they were in Vegas.

by Ben October 18, 2005

carrot gland

The Carrot Gland that creates diced carrot on demand for inclusion in vomit.

After a big night on the piss, my buddy threw his guts up all over the footpath. The volume of carrot indicated that his carrot gland was in good working order.

by Ben March 14, 2005

Phat

Music having alot of bass, lacking in proper structure. Trance techno

"Check my phat ass bangin' toons mush"

by ben December 15, 2004

marine natural resources

the water in the ocean, especially around carribean coral areas.

the water where cruise ships dump their waste

by ben January 1, 2004