ben's definitions

shabalazam

to acheive orgasm

I just shabalazaamed all in my pants!

by Ben May 5, 2003

Blerg

computer code The second in a list of three terms. Similar to foo and bar, spam and eggs, you have blah, blerg, and blarf

#!python
mylist = (1,2),(3,4),(5,6)
for (blah, blerg) in mylist:
do_stuff(blah)
do_stuff(blerg)

by ben April 21, 2003

Duct Tape

Nuclear fallout protection, also good for stopping chemical/biologilcal attacks.

You better get some duct tape before osama throws down on your behind.

by Ben April 18, 2003

Wegs

Well, they're tits aren't they.

Nice wegs.

by Ben April 15, 2003

pud

(1)scrotum, dickwad. (2)flaccid penis...opposite of "boner."

by Ben April 12, 2003

assaad

Totally awesome french person who loves to ride ponies on a warm summer day (may or may not have flowers in his hair).

That Assaad sure does love to ride ponies.

by Ben April 8, 2003

Slut Wagon

Any large means of transportation inhibited by intoxicated females. Can also be used when a group of females walk by.

Back to the S.S. Slut Wagon. (SAS S98)

by Ben April 7, 2003