meal pack

a twenty four ounce can of beer and a BC Powder taken at the same time to take the edge off.

After the strenuous day at work I stopped at the gas station and picked up a meal pack to ease my pain.

by Ben March 24, 2005

guard dog

The fat chick that hangs around with the hot chick. Usually requires a wingman to climb the back fence, distracting the orange ruffy enough for the sandlot kid to retrieve his baseball

The angrier the guard dog - the fatter the fatty

Nailed a hottie last night, couldn't have done it without Johnno climbing the back fence.

Angry, angry guard dog

by Ben November 18, 2004

screw driver

a mixed drink of vodka and orange juice

Nothing spells date rape like vodka and orange juice

by Ben December 31, 2004

krautrock

I'm not sure, really. it involves germans, somehow, and presumably rock. Can is a famous band in this genre.

Can is an archetypal krautrock band

by Ben January 05, 2004

cahones

1. balls, man's testes

2. to have guts

Lick my cahones
He has got big cahones

by Ben May 13, 2005

Sponge head

Person who is slow of mind;
Head as useful as a sponge.

Tim L is such a sponge head, he thinks Gary Toomey is hot.

by Ben November 21, 2004

Ben Dover

the peak of all godlyness and sexyness, even pertaining to pimpness and/or 1337ness.

"that guy is such fucking Ben"

by Ben September 26, 2004