ben's definitions

wacky backy

Used by Kurnel Krool and JTG in the song 'Wacky Backy' which talks about mums smokin weed!

"Your Mom Smokes The Wacky Backy"

by Ben May 6, 2005

poonation

when u poon someone into declaring that they were pooned so bad that u made a nation out of them.

I own you bitch, its a friggin poonation fest.

by Ben December 15, 2004

Doze

1. Windows operating system
2. To fall asleep

1. d00d i hate doze.. windoze that is.
2. I dozed off in Geometry class..

by Ben February 19, 2005

Cack Weasel

An idiotic or moronic person.
A person who is amusing due to their stupidity.

Get that condom out of your nose you cack weasel!

by Ben November 21, 2004

FanFiction.Net

A place where people with nothing better to do other than watch Star Trek and play D&D go.

-- Hey, what did you do Friday night?
-- Uh, I stayed home and went on FanFiction.net.

by Ben September 29, 2003

smoog

A small furry creature who gives people kisses in dreams. Often appears at low resolutions (12x12)

You're so low-res, you're smoog.

by Ben July 27, 2003

guard dog

The fat chick that hangs around with the hot chick. Usually requires a wingman to climb the back fence, distracting the orange ruffy enough for the sandlot kid to retrieve his baseball

The angrier the guard dog - the fatter the fatty

Nailed a hottie last night, couldn't have done it without Johnno climbing the back fence.

Angry, angry guard dog

by Ben November 18, 2004