ben's definitions

Gayper

A person who is as gay as they are in the summer, as in the winter, a gay person perticularly when they are snowboarding. See the definition of "Quimby". If the quimby is the meat in the manwitch, the gayper are the surroundings. Commonly characterized by their neon snow gear, and Technine do-rag's.

Matt Cova is a fapping gayper.

by Ben January 19, 2004

Slut Wagon

Any large means of transportation inhibited by intoxicated females. Can also be used when a group of females walk by.

Back to the S.S. Slut Wagon. (SAS S98)

by Ben April 7, 2003

Troubleshat

A knee-jerk reaction in the troubleshooting process that actually causes more damage than the initial problem it was designed to overcome.

I can't believe that just happened! I called into to tech support and they had me drop my firewall because I couldn't obtain an IP address. What a troubleshat, now I've got viruses on my machine and can only boot to safe mode, much less connect to the internet!

by ben December 28, 2005

nerf hearder

a stupid, dump, retarded dickhead

tony blair is such nerf hearder

by ben September 23, 2003

+r@n51aT3

+r@n51aT3 == Translate.

Sort of crap that you get when you end up speaking so much haxor that it ain't good for you.

j00 +r@n51aT3 h4x0r?

by ben November 28, 2003

/me slaps you

/me slaps you is irc slang for (name) slaps you. It would appear as so: I type /me slaps Diab, or /me slaps Cy and it would appear as Ben slaps Diab or Ben slaps Cy.

Ben slaps Cy. Ben slaps Diab.

by Ben July 12, 2002

Rock 'n' roll

A deceased genre of music; it has been replaced by a lesser, weaker form called 'rock' .

A genre of music that actually involves talent in which singers, with an actual vocal range, with actual musicians , who actually know their instruments, actually play technically-important music that can't be done by 5 minutes of Fruity Loops, Acid Pro, or some other home-crapshop recorder.

Led Zeppelin was a good Rock 'n' Roll band.

by Ben October 7, 2003