ben's definitions

big dipper

Somebody who takes more days off moby dick than holidays.
Name of a sweep stake based on a work colleague who is often moby dick.

He's not off again is he/she the big dipper.

by Ben September 17, 2003

Slipknot

Slipknot, a side project with an ugly ginger prick who tries to sing. They are gona break up in like 2 years, HOORAY!

Hooray! No more slioknot!
Awww, mini mosher shit head, dont cry!

by Ben August 4, 2003

Lowdon

Originally from the French religious city and latterly associated with The clan Campbell, the Lowdons were known for being Brigands and Border Reivers

With " Lowdon's bonnie woods and braes," Or
"Comin' thro' the rye,"

Or " Highland Mary "--ah! how sad
That those so loved should die!

by Ben April 5, 2005

wank

1) (verb) To brag excessively, usually over computer components 2) (verb) To have a meaningless discussion over abstract theories; a pissing contest 3) To masturbate

1) Fucking NICK won't stop wanking about his 386 laptop and how it was the new hotness 84 years ago.
2) The moronic intellectual was wanking off about his latest 'theorem'
3) Everytime I have a wank I wipe out a small civilization

by Ben August 11, 2003

Sex Out

To kick out your roomate at college for the night so you and your girlfriend can fuck on his bed.

David: DAMNIT Michael Smith the pimp brought another girl in this week and had to Sex Out my awesome self! This guy has had sex every week, so I am forced to go out and be humiliated for not being in my room.

Thanks Michael!

by Ben May 21, 2006

Slapnut

During the act of 'whackin off' the hand hits the scrotum and hence 'slapping the nut'. Later colloqialised as the term slapnut

Tim is such a slapnut

by Ben February 10, 2003

crammage

A large ammount of crap that is tightly crammed into a relatively small space.

Joe couldn't close his locker because of all the crammage.

by Ben November 20, 2002