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long horn

Another way for micro$oft to rob hard working men and women of their money. DAMN U GATES, DAMN U (wish i thought of it first)
Windows user; did u hear about windows long horn
Linux user; Oh no, more viruses
by ben December 14, 2003
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kalla halla malla

A phrase or statement that you say out of the blue. Can also be variated into malla halla kalla, halla kalla malla, and so on!
Kalla Halla Malla!!! Malla Halla Kalla!!!
by Ben December 21, 2004
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heatha

One of those people that just says "cool." Listens to white rap, esp. from B Dawg; a major pimp magnet and likes pizza from Tony V's.
Raise the roof it's heatha!
by Ben April 3, 2005
mugGet the heathamug.

oh oh spaghetti ohs

Following a visit from the f*@k up fairy, usually caused by employing numpties or calfhead, those responsible for inspection and quality may discover that something is not quite how it should be. Upon discovery it is the decent thing to exclaim oh oh spaghetti ohs to alert your colleagues to the fact there is a problem. This is not to help solve the problem but to help point who is the biggest numpty. If these oh oh spaghetti ohs are not spotted the product will be sent out not completely ready.
"oh oh spaghetti oh!, youv'e c@*ked it up!"
by Ben September 19, 2003
mugGet the oh oh spaghetti ohsmug.

NYU

A school providing its students with some of the most amazing opportunities in one of the world's greatests citys. Critics would be quick to examine themselves first before decrying the university for its shortcomings.
Hey look at me, I went to NYU and employment wasn't handed to me on a silver platter after I graduated, it must be the school's fault.

Hey look, I worked hard for four years in the media capital of the world, now I'm on an awesome career track. Yay for me.
by ben October 25, 2004
mugGet the NYUmug.

derbish

When you hold on for dear life to someone and spin like no tomorrow until you fall.
In a moshpit, you spin like a whirling derbish.
by Ben February 18, 2005
mugGet the derbishmug.

FanFiction.Net

A place where people with nothing better to do other than watch Star Trek and play D&D go.
-- Hey, what did you do Friday night?
-- Uh, I stayed home and went on FanFiction.net.
by Ben September 29, 2003
mugGet the FanFiction.Netmug.

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