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goatman

The best internet celebrity out there. He posesses the most amazing talent of opening his asshole about 4 or 5 inches wide. Through years of practice he can fit up to three(3) dildos in his anus at one time. He used to be found at www.goatse.cx now he resides at google images since he got shut down.
Ben: Hey Ted you know what I want to be when I grow up?
Ted: GOATMAN!!!??
Ben: Of course.
by Ben April 22, 2005
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dwyane

One of the most explosive players in the league... easily puts up 25-30 points a night, along with 5-10 assists, 5 or so rebounds, a couple of blocks and steals.
Dwyane Wade is the illest player in the league...
by Ben February 18, 2005
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diz

by Ben October 30, 2003
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spocking

A sexual act. Inserting the index finger and middle finger into a female’s vagina while pushing the other two digits in her anus.
The dirty bitch couldn’t get enough so I gave her a damn good spocking
by ben January 11, 2004
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buttmitton

a game of trading licks involving a tennis racket and spanking one another.
i decided that tonight just wasn't the night to shave my ass after i played a couple of games of buttmitton.
by ben November 13, 2003
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Indy

Indy is short for Independent. Such as Independent film, Independent music, Independent wrestling, ect. Indy is anything that's not "big" or main stream. Indy is usually the feeder system for these things, the next generation of film makers and actors are usually indy, as well as musicians and wrestlers.
There's an indy film festival this weekend.
Next up is some indy music.
This Saturday there's an indy wrestling show.
by Ben April 2, 2004
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dickcream

www.dickcream.com is the greatest funny website ever.
by Ben March 23, 2005
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