cockello

Another name for an Italian dickhead.

1. Hey cockello, whats up?
2. Zack you are such a cockello.

by Ben March 16, 2005

swirl

another name for sex. Also used as a question as to whether you would have sex with a person.

would you have a swirl at that?
Oh yea, I'd have a swirl!

by ben June 20, 2004

bejesus

the ability to comprehend what one sees

my brother beat the bejesus out of me

by Ben June 12, 2003

Parabolistic

referring to a member or act thereof of a supercratic coolistic organization developed to ease the tensions of life in central Jersey.

Yo, that tuggy run was Parabolistic.
Human sparklers are Parabolistic.

Examples of known parabolistics: Beef, Benjaford, Brownie, The Panther Keeper, Netty, Pasqi

by Ben April 26, 2005

yabba

1. A slang nickname for the drug methamphetamine, aka crystal meth. The name is thought to originate in Thailand, where pills are sold containing caffeine and methamphetamine. 'Yaba' is Thai for "crazy medicine".

Quentin: I wouldn't touch yabba for a million quid. It's what all the mashheads do when everything else stops working.

by Ben June 17, 2006

2 by 4

twenty four ounce can of beer

I went to the store and asked the person behind the counter for a meal pack and she gave me a 2 by 4 and a BC Powder.(for the buzz)

by Ben March 24, 2005

Not Completely Ready

The result of using numpties to manufacture products. The reports cataloging these occurences and the oh oh spaghetti ohs leading to them are known as NCR's.

The customer has just called it appears their product was not completely ready. Can you give them a call back and take some abuse, I'm off to kick some numpties.

by Ben September 19, 2003