ben's definitions

bomb

To fail spectacularly.

Dude, I totally bombed that Advanced Quantum Physics III midterm. I'm such an idiot!!!

by Ben November 30, 2003

biscuit dick

A dick that is wider than it is long thus looking like a biscuit.
See also chode

Your dad can't manufacture because he has a biscuit dick that is not long enough to extend into your mom.

by Ben April 20, 2005

Vegan

Vegetarians that not only choose to avoid ALL animal products, but also impose their beliefs on those of others.

Also, grain used in feeding cattle is not suitable for human consumption.

This vegan bitch told me to put down my hot dog, so i rammed it into her temple and gave her a strawberry milkshake.

by ben May 13, 2005

RC bang

Its when you bang a girl on the top deck of cruise boat and after your finished you toss her overboard.

I just gave a girl an RC bang last night on the sun deck.

by Ben September 4, 2003

Sahlmon

A man who emits foul odors similar to that of a dead salmon fish. The salmon can be found grazing the grounds of washington, dc. Sahlmon usually breeds once per lifetime, with a life expectancy of SIQ.

John: Jesus, what is that horrible smell? I'm about to vomit...
Matt: Don't worry, that's just Sahl.

by Ben April 6, 2005

God

A word used to make the mentally ill people of our society act like baboons.

Bill:I beleive in GOD
Ben:Your going to rot in the ground like every other living organism.

by ben May 13, 2005

riding coat tale

the same as riding coat tail

see see riding coat tail

by Ben February 3, 2005