beej's definitions

you lose

A term that simply points out someones misfortune or lack of attaining or owning something they desire.

Big Jon: I want LSD and a Speed Cut Defencer

Beej: You have speedcut AND no LSD????? You loose!!!

by Beej December 5, 2004

Furry Lifestyler

a person suffering from massive psychological delusions in an attempt to grip onto their shattering reality.

Pretending they are one with an animal form, they go online into IRC chatrooms, discuss their several tails, third nipple, their sexy feline figure and then masturbate to images of anthropomorphic animal drawings.

Sometimes congregate in 'furry conventions' which result in nothing more than disgusting orgies of lard, nerd-grease and the lowest rung of the human genepool.

everyone should ignore furry 'lifestylers'

by Beej July 19, 2003

off tap

meaning absolutely insane, or something extremely cool or impressive

Guido: Oh my god that celica is OFF TAP!!!!!

by Beej December 5, 2004

Alexisize

Exercise in which you make a circle with your arms (a circle of life if you will), put your feet together to waddle, and dance randomly and obnoxiously

Instead of sit, let's alexisize!

by Beej January 27, 2004

niccups

Hiccups which occur after or during smoking a cigarette. Much more common after smoking quickly after eating.

I lit up too quickly after that steak. I've got niccups again.

by beej January 26, 2005

brodie handle

A freely rotating doorknob-like mechanism that can be securely clamped to an automobile's steering wheel facilitating relatively effortless alternating full left and right steering deflections for the purposes of performing more capable brodies.

See "brodie".

Dude, this brodie handle rocks!

by Beej February 13, 2004

dotless

when you are without dots

I need dots but I am dotless.

by Beej January 26, 2004