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onegina
A feared and dreadful disease, also known as onewenis.
Very often, a seemingly mild case of onegina can develop into a more chronic, and sometimes even lifetime condition. The only cure for that strain of onegina is death - yours or hers. Do you want to live with a debilitating illness??? God no!
Better to be single and go around fucking all the randoms you secretly wish you were fucking, and not allow this sneaky opportunistic illness take hold and ruin your life.
Unfortunately there is no way to vaccinate for onegina at the moment, although many of the world's greatest thinkers and visionaries are working on the problem as we speak - their greatest efforts so far concentrated on fizzy sweet alcohol drinks like Bacardi Breezers, otherwise known as "Leg-Openers", and guaranteed to put an illicit sexual event with a questionable whore on your calendar.
All I can say in warning, is be ever vigilant to the symptoms of onegina, which are enumerated as follows:
1. An amazingly huge amount of softcock thoughts and deeds
2. A constant look of contempt on your friends' faces when they talk to you
3. An appreciation for gay shit like "going out for dinner" or "taking in a movie" or at its worst, "a quiet one at home with the missus"
4. A general unwillingness to be awesome
By the time you get to the crucial endstages of onegina and manifest symptoms like "Going shopping with the missus for shoes" its probably too late - and the only way out is as quick and painless a suicide as possible.
Very often, a seemingly mild case of onegina can develop into a more chronic, and sometimes even lifetime condition. The only cure for that strain of onegina is death - yours or hers. Do you want to live with a debilitating illness??? God no!
Better to be single and go around fucking all the randoms you secretly wish you were fucking, and not allow this sneaky opportunistic illness take hold and ruin your life.
Unfortunately there is no way to vaccinate for onegina at the moment, although many of the world's greatest thinkers and visionaries are working on the problem as we speak - their greatest efforts so far concentrated on fizzy sweet alcohol drinks like Bacardi Breezers, otherwise known as "Leg-Openers", and guaranteed to put an illicit sexual event with a questionable whore on your calendar.
All I can say in warning, is be ever vigilant to the symptoms of onegina, which are enumerated as follows:
1. An amazingly huge amount of softcock thoughts and deeds
2. A constant look of contempt on your friends' faces when they talk to you
3. An appreciation for gay shit like "going out for dinner" or "taking in a movie" or at its worst, "a quiet one at home with the missus"
4. A general unwillingness to be awesome
By the time you get to the crucial endstages of onegina and manifest symptoms like "Going shopping with the missus for shoes" its probably too late - and the only way out is as quick and painless a suicide as possible.
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onegina
A serious affliction upon a guy months after a girl decides they are in a relationship (it is customary for the girl to make the decision, and the guy simply follows suit, see relationship ).
Symptoms begin with a comforting feeling of affection followed by conversations in babytalk-voice.
Weeks later, his presence will cause dissatisfaction, and he attempts to ameliorate the situation by doing what he's told.
The final stage: the pussy-whipping gets so bad (see pussy whipped ) that he can no longer recognize his own sorry-bitch-status-of-a-man. He endures, though, because he thinks there's only one vagina in the world, and its hers.
He is now seriously afflicted with onegina.
Symptoms begin with a comforting feeling of affection followed by conversations in babytalk-voice.
Weeks later, his presence will cause dissatisfaction, and he attempts to ameliorate the situation by doing what he's told.
The final stage: the pussy-whipping gets so bad (see pussy whipped ) that he can no longer recognize his own sorry-bitch-status-of-a-man. He endures, though, because he thinks there's only one vagina in the world, and its hers.
He is now seriously afflicted with onegina.
Onegina Syndrome
A debilitating disease in which a man chooses to only see one vagina for the rest of his life (see: marriage).
The onset of Onegina Syndrome comes on slowly at first, initially affecting masculine activities with the subject's friends (ie. sports, vids, bar hopping, trips to vegas, etc). Soon the disease will accelerate and spread to all other aspects of his life, and the subject's identity begins to be transformed from that of an individual into that of a couple (see: siamese twin). Soon the subject is unable/unwilling to attend any event without his other half, and will make all social decisions based upon what will be best for his relationship. By the time Stage V Onegina Syndrome is reached, it's best to say goodbye to the individual and hope for the best. A manageable quality of life for individuals afflicted with Stage V Onegina Syndrome is possible, due to the hypnotic effect the disease has on the brain. The subject will often feel that their life is "better" or "more mature" now that Stage V Onegina Syndrome has taken hold. The friends of the subject are often the true victims of this awful disease.
Onegina Syndrome can affect anyone, especially if the subject is a nester at heart. You should not attempt to engage in masculine activities if you're suffering from OGS. If you're unsure if you're mentally healthy enough for masculine activities its best to first consult your gynecologist.
The onset of Onegina Syndrome comes on slowly at first, initially affecting masculine activities with the subject's friends (ie. sports, vids, bar hopping, trips to vegas, etc). Soon the disease will accelerate and spread to all other aspects of his life, and the subject's identity begins to be transformed from that of an individual into that of a couple (see: siamese twin). Soon the subject is unable/unwilling to attend any event without his other half, and will make all social decisions based upon what will be best for his relationship. By the time Stage V Onegina Syndrome is reached, it's best to say goodbye to the individual and hope for the best. A manageable quality of life for individuals afflicted with Stage V Onegina Syndrome is possible, due to the hypnotic effect the disease has on the brain. The subject will often feel that their life is "better" or "more mature" now that Stage V Onegina Syndrome has taken hold. The friends of the subject are often the true victims of this awful disease.
Onegina Syndrome can affect anyone, especially if the subject is a nester at heart. You should not attempt to engage in masculine activities if you're suffering from OGS. If you're unsure if you're mentally healthy enough for masculine activities its best to first consult your gynecologist.
Guy 1- Hey guys, I'm ordering the fight tonight! Lets hit the strip afterward and do it up!
Onegina Syndrome Sufferer - I can't man, I think Lacey and I are just going to pick up sushi and watch the notebook. She's bloated and feeling gross cause she's on her period. Just trying to be supportive.
Guy 1- Wow. Just wow.
Onegina Syndrome Sufferer - I can't man, I think Lacey and I are just going to pick up sushi and watch the notebook. She's bloated and feeling gross cause she's on her period. Just trying to be supportive.
Guy 1- Wow. Just wow.
Onegina Syndrome by EZ__ November 29, 2010
oreginal
A coined term of "ore"("my-" "I-" "me-" in Japanese) and English word "original"
ore+original= "oreginal"
A Japanese phenomenon of claiming a physical or social product, idea, culture and others as being originated from any part of Japanese islands or its people.
ore+original= "oreginal"
A Japanese phenomenon of claiming a physical or social product, idea, culture and others as being originated from any part of Japanese islands or its people.
Noodle is oreginal(desu)
Dumpling is oreginal(desu)
Curry is oreginal(desu)
Green tea is oreginal(desu)
Everything is oreginal(desu)
Dumpling is oreginal(desu)
Curry is oreginal(desu)
Green tea is oreginal(desu)
Everything is oreginal(desu)
oreginal by desudesuka July 7, 2008
oneginaman
A oneginaman is a man whom has only been with one woman and worships her vagina because he cannot summon the energy to find another. He may also be seen as a type of AFC (Average Frustrated Chump). People like this will often remain in this state for a long time because of unconscious slavery. The solution? Go and fuck as many women as it takes for you to see this woman as what she really is. Just another fish in the sea.
oneginaman by Sun God Espi February 10, 2009
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onegin by Vegastar88 August 6, 2014
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