Definitions by batshitcray

Crop 

An unattractive person that is forever cropped out of photos.

We always put Rene at the edge of all our group photos, she is such a crop.

Crop by batshitcray February 22, 2015

Johnny Stash

To make a scrapbook out of used condoms.

Vicky would never get laid she is such a creep. She probably has a Johnny Stash of 2 sad condoms.

Johnny Stash by batshitcray February 22, 2015

Midge Hands 

When somebodys hands turn dwarf-like when in contact with a large penis.

Not only did Brad's cock dislocate my jaw last night but when I touched it I went full on midge hands.

Midge Hands by batshitcray February 22, 2015

Cock Cringe 

When your penis dies of mortification from seeing somebody ugly you fucked.

Angie put up a selfie and I had severe cock cringe.

Cock Cringe by batshitcray February 22, 2015

Dick Lace

A skinny long dick!!

I could put my mouth around a straw and it would be thicker. That boy has himself a dick lace!

Dick Lace by batshitcray February 22, 2015