batshitcray's definitions

Dick Litter

Illegitimate children concieved by a man ho!!

I was in town earlier and seen Jackson's dick litter running through McDonalds like they haven't been fed all week.

by batshitcray May 5, 2016

shit sisters

Two people shit into the same toilet bowl

When the toilet was blocked, Kirsty and Alan had no choice but to become Shit Sisters

by batshitcray September 20, 2016

Full-time Lesbian

A woman who doesn't identify as a lesbian just to give a guy an erection

Did you see Leslie kiss that girl last night? I thought she was being a boner dyke but she is a full-time lesbian.

by batshitcray August 28, 2020

Little Lipped Lesbian

An angry lesbian who is cursed with tiny lips which causes her to look even more pissed off.

I work with this Little Lipped Lesbian named Lainey and anytime the manager walks in, her lips retract coz she is fuming for not getting her holidays approved.

by batshitcray August 28, 2020

Cunt push

When a woman's pelvic floor muscle is so strong she has the ability to push a man's cock out of her

Girl my man was fucking me last night and I remembered he didn't buy me that Gucci bag so I gave him a cunt push and watched him nut on his own face.

by batshitcray August 28, 2020