Definitions by bateworld

masturselfie 

Taking a selfie of yourself while masturbating.

Did you see the masturselfie he posted on Twitter?

masturselfie by bateworld October 9, 2014

testosturbate 

When you masturbate, without an orgasm or cumming, to get the testosterone flowing for a better workout at the gym

"Wow! You are really lifting more weight than usual."

"Yes, I testosturbated before my workout."

or

I didn't do my workout today because I came while testosturbating and lost all my energy.

testosturbate by bateworld June 29, 2014

perverbial 

Talking dirty. Talking to or with someone about sex or anything sexual.

"He is on Skype again being perverbial."

"He is the perverbial dirty old man"

perverbial by bateworld October 30, 2013

Twitterbate

To climax from masturbation in 140 strokes or less.

I knew my roommate was going to return in a few minutes so I only had time for a Twitterbate.

Twitterbate by bateworld December 5, 2011