bastardized bottomburp's definitions

ROFL

Rolling On The Floor Laughing.

Rhymes with 'waffle'.

ROFL!!!!1 u r teh FUNi!11 i lub u <3

by Bastardized Bottomburp September 29, 2003

butt doobie

The toilet roll located up the ass of the large Kraid-phewl. Irreplacable. Priceless.

Kraid's butt-doobie is bulging today.

by Bastardized Bottomburp March 18, 2003

flammable

Same as inflammable, oddly.

Inflammable means flammable? Hoy, what a country!

by Bastardized Bottomburp June 18, 2003

the dangling drop

The dangling piece of faeces on the tip of your anus that won't drop off, no matter how hard you force, squeeze or swing. Usually dangling by an extremely tenacious thread.

I swayed my ass as much as I could but the dangling drop wouldn't let go.

by Bastardized Bottomburp April 2, 2003

ROFLMCLAO

The idiot versian of saying 'Ha. Ha. How very amusing.'

<bastard#1> This chatroom is gay
<completebastard#1> ROFLMCLAO
<bastard#1> Shut the fuck up, ballhair, go fuck your other 'net-whores.
<completebastard#1> ROFLMCLAO!!111
<bastard#1> Hoy...

by Bastardized Bottomburp March 23, 2003

rancid

tainted, spoiled, gone-off. Usually referred to meat products and meat alternatives.

Teh rancid maet hert my bely!1

by Bastardized Bottomburp May 3, 2003

iGhey

The iMac's true identity amongst the elite Windows and Linux users.

The iMac is the iGheyest blob of shit on the market.

by Bastardized Bottomburp May 3, 2003