bastardized bottomburp's definitions

metric shitload

The equivalent of 1000 metric shitballs.

I plopped a metric shitload of faeces all over the sidewalk, blocking movement on the road.

by Bastardized Bottomburp June 27, 2003

native

Forgotten people of America and Australia.

by bastardized bottomburp May 28, 2003

Vanilla Coke

When mispronunced by a Japanese man living in an English environment, it creates humour.

<Jappo> I ask for Vanilla Cock! WHY YOU LAUGH?!?!

by bastardized bottomburp May 22, 2003

insomnia

The inability to sleep. A disorder.

It's 2:05 AM and I'm still not slightly sleepy, yet I got up early this morning. Maybe I have light insomnia.

by Bastardized Bottomburp October 17, 2003

asscandle

Ignition of the inner anus caused by methane gas, and a struck match.

My house is decorated with asscandles.

by Bastardized Bottomburp May 12, 2003

last chook

The last chicken in the barrel before you shove it up your ass. This practise is performed mainly by bald, sex-starved men in their Forty's, living in their dad's closet.

He shoved the last chook up his ass and took a bow. Someone hurled a boot at him.

by BastardizeD BottomburP March 29, 2003

Yessum

Sorta like "yes ma'am" only spoken very fast.

<Mother> Shave your balls, that tea-bagging session we had last night nearly clogged my throat with hair like a shower drain.
<Daniel> Yessum.

by Bastardized Bottomburp November 13, 2003