bastardized bottomburp's definitions

g2g

Got to Go.

See gtg

g2g cya

g2g bai

by bastardized bottomburp March 23, 2003

scum suckle

The act of sucking the scum from the bottom of a toothbrush/the bottom of your fat momma.

by Bastardized Bottomburp May 25, 2003

zombie

An undead soul, possessed and sent out of the grave to thrive upon the flesh of the living.

After a dead body rots underground for a time, it may come to life, first its eyes will reopen, and fingers will begin twitching. The thumping of the heart may return, unless the heart has been removed. This is the rebirth of a human, the birth of a zombie.

Deteriorating, fallen apart and reaking of the foul stench of death, a zombie will raise from the grave by smashing through the coffin and lifting an arm out of the ground, in the normal zombie style. The zombie will proceed to lift itself out of the soil and moan, usually moaning anything like 'Yaaarghhh...' or 'BRAINS!'

If you fall victim to the zombie's feasting of your flesh and brain, you will become a zombie, forever walking, undead.

I'm a zombie. Why else do you think I am here so often?

by Bastardized Bottomburp July 18, 2003

shitbox

Microsoft's X-Box

I was playing my Shit-Box yesterday. I discovered 5 new buttons somewhere around the east-side.

by Bastardized Bottomburp April 2, 2003

d'oh

An exclamation of distaste or dislike. Originating from Homer Simpson. Actually accepted into some dictionaries (such as this one.)

<Homer> You might say he's barkin' up up the wrong Bush! Heh heh heh.
<HomersBrain> There it is, Homer. The cleverest thing you've ever said, and nobody heard it.
<Homer> D'OH!

by Bastardized Bottomburp August 23, 2003

dracula

1. Blood suckling count. He is a vampire. Go figure.
2. A song by Gorillaz.

Dracula met his foe, Prosacula and the two fought til dawn, at which point they shriveled up and burnt.

by Bastardized Bottomburp August 12, 2003

+O

To add O to something

+O to my bowl of cloves!

by Bastardized Bottomburp July 13, 2003