bastardized bottomburp's definitions

7 Wonders of the World

1. M&Ms
2. The Clitoris
3. Scroll Lock
4. Freedom Fries
5. Blue Screen of Death
6. Homer Simpson
7. This List

Man, Freedom Fries are whimsical! Are they one of the 7 Wonders of the World?

by Bastardized Bottomburp August 27, 2003

assoar

Used by assclowns to put an assboat into motion.

Gentlemen, grab your assoars! Its assboating time!

by Bastardized Bottomburp May 16, 2003

Glass of Water

An object with a questionable intelligence. Screams better insults at me than chloe, red rennamon and you

I've had better insults screamed at me from a glass of water. Your non-sensical ramblings encourage your own idiocy.

by Bastardized Bottomburp March 18, 2003

Strong Bad

"How do you type with boxing gloves on your hands?"

"How do you manage the telegramaphone whilst wearing gentlemen's sport gloves?"

by Bastardized Bottomburp September 13, 2003

sock puppet

Homer Simpson's greatest fear.

<Marge> Sock puppets!
<Homer> AAAAH!

by Bastardized Bottomburp September 16, 2003

rusty sword

Dried, yet stilled brown, dog shit, found lying on the lawn or side of a footpath.

"AAAAH! Rusty sword!"

"e.. GAD!"

by Bastardized Bottomburp March 25, 2003

marmite

Insignificantly better than Vegemite, but still better.

Marmite was all I used to eat when I was a youngin'.

by Bastardized Bottomburp November 16, 2003