bastardized bottomburp's definitions

halitosis

Enough to keep away a herd of elephants. Creates collective underwear stench within your throat. Spreds to your tongue and then lips. The stench may even waft from your cheeks.

by Bastardized Bottomburp August 18, 2003

:[

A bat or vampire.

<CrackaVamp> I will fuck your blood!
<Joed> Idioth.

by Bastardized Bottomburp August 18, 2003

:X

To have an asshole for a mouth.

<Klingon> :x Fuck me in the mouthen!

by Bastardized Bottomburp August 18, 2003

13

The track number on Eminem's 3 LPs which contains the vocals of Dina Rae (or however you may spell it).

Cum On Everybody
Drug Ballad
Superman

by Bastardized Bottomburp August 21, 2003

this web site sucks

What you utter in an attempt to navigate yourself around Microsoft.com and Yahoo.com.

Dirt-clod solutions? Interview with The Pope? This web site sucks!

by Bastardized Bottomburp August 21, 2003

the house of the dead 2

"People of the AMS... I am Goldman."

Goldman talks like a text-reading computer program. And when that little purplish-flying-guy on stage 1 says 'Suffer like G did,' it sounds like a question.

by Bastardized Bottomburp August 22, 2003

d'oh

An exclamation of distaste or dislike. Originating from Homer Simpson. Actually accepted into some dictionaries (such as this one.)

<Homer> You might say he's barkin' up up the wrong Bush! Heh heh heh.
<HomersBrain> There it is, Homer. The cleverest thing you've ever said, and nobody heard it.
<Homer> D'OH!

by Bastardized Bottomburp August 23, 2003