bastardized bottomburp's definitions

Vacuum-Job

1) The art of sucking the anal opening of another person and swallowing whatever may have be swept into your mouth.
2) To use a vacuum-cleaner on low power as a tool for masturbation. Don't try it on full power, or suffer the horribly painful concequences.

1) My bitch gave me a vacuum-job. Now I'm buyin' her 6 packs of tic-tacs a day. She's bleedin' me dry.
2) I had switched on the vacuum and started doin' a vacuum-job. Shit, now I've lost my dick.

by Bastardized Bottomburp March 23, 2003

mortal kombat

First fighting game I ever played at the age of 7 on SNES.

Mortal Kombat 3 had cool characters.

Mortal Kombat Annihilation was a shitty movie.

by Bastardized Bottomburp October 22, 2003

Geek Speak

How now brown fire extinguisher.

Eat brick.

by Bastardized Bottomburp October 30, 2003

baby juice

Breast milk.

Damn, I am so jealous of my new baby boy. He sucks all the baby juice and gets all the action and I get nothing!!

by Bastardized Bottomburp March 28, 2003

buttard

A fudge-packing, homosexual retard who acts like someone of a different ethnic group and has trouble spelling his own name.

Justin Timberlake hangs out with his fellow buttard homies in their special-van crib.

"I'm special" - Justin Timberlake

by baSTardized boTTomburp May 21, 2003

Vegemite

A thick, dark-brown bread-spread best put on toast or bread, but known to be spread on other edibles. Very potent in strong doses, able to render your tastebuds on the verge of withering up and dying. If you've grown up around Vegemite then this will have no effect on you.

Promite is better.

Those foreigners, spreading Vegemite on their bread thicker than Peanut Butter or common jam.

by Bastardized Bottomburp November 16, 2003

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Surrounds said actions in IM conversations or Chat-rooms.

<ButtAzn> *yawns* Im tired
<HyrenMaster> No shit
<ButtAzn> lolz
<HyrenMaster> what?

<AznFaggot> *smacks KillThemAll over the head* bad KillThemAll! BAD!1 lolz
<KillThemAll> How is that funny?

by Bastardized Bottomburp May 10, 2003