curses

An old-time non-offensive swear word, much like gosh, sugar and struth. Used in frustration.

Curses! My telephone is talking again!

by Bastardized Bottomburp September 13, 2003

banner ads

Useless, annoying SHIT. No one clicks them, and they ruin a webpage's template. Still not as bad as pop-up ads and pop-under ads.

The Banner Ads were invented by one of those hated internet individuals who create things for ease-of-use advertising. Bastard.

by Bastardized Bottomburp July 12, 2003

xylophone

A word used to confuse little children in the spelling of it, although spelling such a word is extremely easy.

<KindyGartener> Zila-what?

by Bastardized Bottomburp May 04, 2003

cheap

unfair, biased, assful, gay, inexpensive, profit-challenged, Go-Lo.

That cheap ass sold me a car with no seats, and that's the way I likes it.

by Bastardized Bottomburp March 18, 2003

the duck is eating a mango

A lame-ass internet quote which means nothing. It's intentions were to be comical. Wasn't, willn't.

OMFG!!11 Teh duk is aeting a mangi!1 LOLZ~!!112

by Bastardized Bottomburp May 04, 2003

suckle

1. The act of corporate dogs and government fatcats chewing and sucking the teats of George W. Bush.
2. The act of purchasing an XBox.

I suckled Microsoft's smooth, bald ass by purchasing and playing the XBox.

by bastardized bottomburp May 23, 2003

Uninhibited

Holy shaith, Dr. Discolunchbox!

"I tumbled into a wormhole which sucked me into a parallel universe where this definition for 'Uninhibited' controls the entire galaxy and eggs eat people."

by Bastardized Bottomburp October 21, 2003