bastardized bottomburp's definitions

Meh

Spoken when one is indifferent or oblivious to what another person says. Usually said when one doesn't care, isn't interested or isn't in the mood.

<Father> Say, son, what say we go see Avril Lavigne, live on stage!?
<Son> Meh.

<Wife> C'mon! Let's have sex!
<Husband> Meh.

by Bastardized Bottomburp May 7, 2003

hore

A prostitute who cannot spell (like all prostitutes).

"I issa hore - gizza munny pleez and I gizza sex"

by Bastardized Bottomburp December 4, 2003

Periwinkle

1. Any of several small, often edible marine snails, having thick, cone-shaped, whorled shells.

2. A pale purplish-blue color.

1. One of my friends has a head shaped like a periwinkle.

2. His face turned a light shade of periwinkle as he choked on the plastic lobster.

by Bastardized Bottomburp December 5, 2003

april fools day

'tis what today be. April 1. A day in which you play jokes on other people and make them feel like phewls

Afghanistan isn't a smelly country. Ha ha, April Fools.

by Bastardized Bottomburp April 1, 2003

Nothing

What do the poor have and the rich don't want?
What is wider than the universe?
What lives in New Zealand but is still a virgin?

Nothing.

by Bastardized Bottomburp August 27, 2003

faggotry

An army of faggots.

by Bastardized Bottomburp May 3, 2003

chodemeister

One who leads a life in which is lead by the belief that chodes are holy. These people may sacrifice non-believers to their phallus-gods.

Welcome to the Presbyterian Chode Church! Please ask one of our chodemeisters for a free brochure of our beautiful way of life!

by Bastardized Bottomburp May 13, 2003