Definitions by bastardized bottomburp

noodle 

The guy who posted above this post.

Get off my roof, Noodle!

noodle by Bastardized Bottomburp March 18, 2003

dirty pillows 

Located on the head of Bill Clinton. He would fondle them happily infront of the UN.

Bill Clinton loves his pair of dirty pillows

dirty pillows by Bastardized Bottomburp March 18, 2003

assess 

The Princess of Ass

Dear Assess,

Please join me for dinner under the cows ass.

Your love, Harry the Bastard

assess by Bastardized Bottomburp March 18, 2003

cheap 

unfair, biased, assful, gay, inexpensive, profit-challenged, Go-Lo.

That cheap ass sold me a car with no seats, and that's the way I likes it.

cheap by Bastardized Bottomburp March 18, 2003

your mom 

A phrase spurted out during a heated conversation. Usually has no meaning. Considered by many as a whole-hearted sentence of superiority in chat-rooms, or in an MSN Instant Messaging conversation. Generally a brainless statement.

Asshead says:
I h8 u

Asshead says:
dont tok 2 meh

Asshead says:
your mom

your mom by Bastardized Bottomburp March 18, 2003

Room With A Moose 

A blank white room located at the end of a wormhole in space. It contains a moose.

"At the end of the wormhole lays... a room... with a MOOSE!"

"NOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!"

Room With A Moose by Bastardized Bottomburp March 18, 2003

yak

The heavenly creature that flies across the sky in it's magic kayak. Every year, it will pop out of your bath-hole on Shaving Yak Day. Be sure to leave some shaving cream by your sink. If you are lucky, he might leave you a surprise.

"GASP! The Shaving Yak left me shavng-scum!"

yak by Bastardized Bottomburp March 18, 2003