daggit

a phewlish little beaver

stop biting my ankles, Daggit

by Bastardized Bottomburp March 21, 2003

bottomburp

an emission of heavenly gas (deadly to those on the receiving end of it) which leaves a searing mark on the ground of wence the giver sat.

"I did a bottomburp!"

"You did a bottomburp!"

"We did a bottomburp!"

by Bastardized Bottomburp March 17, 2003

Jesus Ranch

Don't visit such a ranch, otherwise you may fall in love with a big potato when you start to dance in France. And it smells of shit.

I'm taking a walk in the woods... it's nice outside. Smells of shit.

by Bastardized Bottomburp July 07, 2003

hallo

dumbass internet-chode's way of saying 'hello'

"HALLO EVRY1!11"
"Shut up or I steal your manporn!"

by Bastardized Bottomburp March 21, 2003

poverty

To live malnourished and homeless, forced to eat out of a toilet.

Your uncle Susanne is a poverty stricked hobo.

by Bastardized Bottomburp July 01, 2003

LOOK

to peek at one's private parts

I looked.

by Bastardized Bottomburp May 03, 2003

Phake

adj: not real, used to describe the way wiggas act.

Daaaaaaayum, that wigga is phake-ass.

by Bastardized Bottomburp May 16, 2003