bastardized bottomburp's definitions

Dickmark

A burnmark which appears on your penis when you're giving a girl anal and she farts all over your cock (usually quite a wet fart too, m'lord).

Man: The dickmark won't wash off.
Woman: Perhaps I should cut back on the beans?
Man: IT WOULD SEEM APPROPRIATE!

by Bastardized Bottomburp March 20, 2003

I will s00 j00!

Bastardization of 'I shall take you to the courts, dear fellow.'

<F47> I will s00 j00 f0r m4king m3 g3t f4t by 3ating @ McDon4lds!
<Kupple> You sloppy sucka.

by Bastardized Bottomburp July 20, 2003

daggit

a phewlish little beaver

stop biting my ankles, Daggit

by Bastardized Bottomburp March 21, 2003

look at me!

Phrase not spoken, but played out in actions (i.e stripping) by attention-whores and fucktards.

The attention-whore went into a bar and stripped down into nothing but her underpants. Her actions totally screamed "LOOK AT ME! PLEASE! FOR THE LOVE OF GOD!"

by bastardized bottomburp May 17, 2003

Chesticles

Another word for breasticles when referring to a man.

"That CHICK has breasticles!"
"That DUDE has chesticles!"

by Bastardized Bottomburp August 27, 2003

Dumb Ed

Yellow-skinned character from the cartoon Ed, Edd 'n' Eddy. He has no chin and likes chickens.

"Table for two!"

by Bastardized Bottomburp September 25, 2003

tattered rags

1) Hobo clothing
2) Hobo housing

1) My tattered rags are caught on your coffee table.
2) Oh sheezy! My tattered rags are gone! Where will I live?

by Bastardized Bottomburp June 18, 2003