Definitions by bastardized bottomburp

random act of faggotry 

the act of being a faggot who walks around the internet spraying shit.

random act of faggotry by bastardized bottomburp May 1, 2003

fo' shizzle my wizzle 

For sure, my wigga.
(Certainly, my white counterpart)

Nathan: Let's be off to purchase goods.
Vincent: Fo' shizzle my wizzle!
Nathan: I beg your pardon?

fo' shizzle my wizzle by Bastardized Bottomburp April 12, 2003

shitbox 

Microsoft's X-Box

I was playing my Shit-Box yesterday. I discovered 5 new buttons somewhere around the east-side.

shitbox by Bastardized Bottomburp April 2, 2003

the dangling drop 

The dangling piece of faeces on the tip of your anus that won't drop off, no matter how hard you force, squeeze or swing. Usually dangling by an extremely tenacious thread.

I swayed my ass as much as I could but the dangling drop wouldn't let go.

the dangling drop by Bastardized Bottomburp April 2, 2003

smelly 

Your anus.

The smelly scent of your anus drifted through the room. I shudder.

smelly by Bastardized Bottomburp April 1, 2003

april fools day 

'tis what today be. April 1. A day in which you play jokes on other people and make them feel like phewls

Afghanistan isn't a smelly country. Ha ha, April Fools.

april fools day by Bastardized Bottomburp April 1, 2003

dastardly 

to describe something that is quite related to a dastard.

Mr Sender is a dastardly dastard-bastard... guy.

dastardly by Bastardized Bottomburp April 1, 2003