bastardized bottomburp's definitions

hoe

A garden rake. For the slut versian, see ho

Your mom and I dug up the garden with a hoe (XD)

by Bastardized Bottomburp March 18, 2003

phut

A short, precise excape of air.

heave... heave... PHUT!

by Bastardized Bottomburp May 21, 2003

colon

The bloated sack in which resides in the anus. It is blissfully restocked with gas, daily. The toxins in the gas are enough to render a snob unconscious. The gases are expelled on a daily basis from the anus approximately 15 times a day. 2 times if you are a gimboid. 30 if you work at a fast food retaurant.

My colon is feelin' great, thank you!

by Bastardized Bottomburp March 28, 2003

jism

The lesser known name for 'cum'.

The couch's seats had jism underneath them. I suspect mischievous behavior from the scallywags I call my children.

by Bastardized Bottomburp July 31, 2003

dastardly

to describe something that is quite related to a dastard.

Mr Sender is a dastardly dastard-bastard... guy.

by Bastardized Bottomburp April 1, 2003

lawn

My territory in which you should get the hell off.

Get the hell of my lawn! I demand satisfaction!

by Bastardized Bottomburp May 4, 2003

rash

what appears on ones penis when one doesn't apply pubricant before shoving one's penis into one's ass.

by bastardized bottomburp March 23, 2003