bastardized bottomburp's definitions

The Eminem Show

An excellent album release by Eminem.
Compared to the Marshall Mathers LP, The Eminem Show is nothing.

m4r5h411 m47h4z LP i2 b37t4 d4n t3h 3min3m 5h0w!!1

by Bastardized Bottomburp March 29, 2003

chupacabra

A creature also known as a 'Goat Sucker' simply because it drains the blood and body fluids out of goats, leaving them dry and lifeless.
Some people believe it came from another planet. Some say it looks much like a kangaroo.

I think I saw a chupacabra in that car park.

by Bastardized Bottomburp October 6, 2003

crackabum

A buttocks that has been cracked from several cases of sledge-hammeration.
See S&M.

She got a crackabum after being smashed in the arse with an enormous sledge hammer.

by Bastardized Bottomburp July 26, 2003

Bart Simpson

Devious, underachieving, school-hating, irreverent, clever.

Known aliases: Rudiger, El Barto, Santos L. Halper

by Bastardized Bottomburp August 16, 2003

Soul Caliber II

I enjoy it. Not the best video game ever.

It's better than most fighting games (a lot more different battle types to do plus weapons to collect - over 200.)

by Bastardized Bottomburp October 28, 2003

monkey navigated

To be controlled and run by monkeys, mainly in boats, ships or planes.

I work in a monkey-navigated jumbo jet.

by Bastardized Bottomburp July 24, 2003

Jaques Strap

One of Bart Simpsons' many prank call name's given to Moe.

<MoE> Amanda Huginkiss! Can I get Amanda Huginkiss here? Aww, why can't I get Amanda Huginkiss?
<BarFlies> Aww haw haw haw, aww haw.

by Bastardized Bottomburp June 16, 2003