bastardized bottomburp's definitions

Hen

An annoying old fart, namely: your mother.

Your mother was a hen.

by Bastardized Bottomburp March 18, 2003

^0^

Shittiest emoticon I have had the misfortune to behold.

<FuKuJiGgA> ^0^ My mouth stretches above my eyes!

by Bastardized Bottomburp September 27, 2003

secret eating

When you hide marshmellows in the pocket of your pants for eating between meals.

Hide them in your pockets for SECRET EATING!

by Bastardized Bottomburp September 11, 2003

:S

Confusion

:S Where is my mouth?

by Bastardized Bottomburp March 18, 2003

Xenomorph

The creatures from the Alien series with smooth, horizontally-placed-banana-shapped heads, an exoskeleton, extremely sharp teeth and a stab-wise tail. Commonly has no visible eyes.

The xenomorphs from Aliens had acidic blood and a "tongue" with teeth.

by Bastardized Bottomburp October 23, 2003

assgoblin

Little green men, often confused with asselves and assfairies, they dance around a campfire lit by methane within the outer anus of a man. They perform ass-ceremonies all night until the "crack" (AHAHAHA A PUN) of ass-dawn.

John Travolta is an assgoblin, who lives down the street

by Bastardized Bottomburp July 11, 2003

plop on deck

The act of getting on stage, bending over, dropping your pants, and crapping all over the floor.

I jumped on stage and chucked a plop on deck. One of the feces nearly hit the ceiling.

by Bastardized Bottomburp May 3, 2003