bastardized bottomburp's definitions

smeg head

A person who's facial appearance is replaced with smegma.

I'll give that smeghead a smegging kick up the ass.

by Bastardized Bottomburp March 21, 2003

smegtastic

1. to be full of smeg
2. very smeggy
3. crap, a bullshit artist

that radio announcer is smegtastic

by Bastardized Bottomburp March 21, 2003

thickhead

Numbskull, idiot, Bill Gates, bonehead, shmoe, Bill Gates, imbecile, Bill Gates, Bill Gates, Dubbya.

That Bill Gates character sure is one thickhead.

by Bastardized Bottomburp March 21, 2003

Alter Ego

1) the opposite of who you usually are and your presonality (e.g. a hippie's alter ego would be a fascist dictator)
2. the bad side of a person that may come to life at anytime, switching your personality (this is fantasy, though some people may believe they have an alter-ego in which they can't control).
3) A person who you aren't ut you act as sometimes as though you have transformed (e.g Eminem's alter ego is Slim Shady)

My real name is Tim James. My alter ego is Aaron Lewis.

by Bastardized Bottomburp March 21, 2003

shady

Shifty, sly, supicious, dark, low, low-profile.

The shady looking man slipped into the bar.

by Bastardized Bottomburp March 21, 2003

ass punch

To punch the buttocks of another with a fist. If you punch someone in the ass during a fight, it proves your sissiness.

"Who's Claire?"
"The hooker that you ASS-PUNCHED!"

- 2 Lines from the movie 'Deuce Bigalow'

by Bastardized Bottomburp March 21, 2003

Goo

cum

He loaded his goo into his ass.

by bastardized bottomburp March 22, 2003