Definitions by bastardized bottomburp

shit brick

A rectangular prism consisting of hardened, moulded faeces/feces/turd which can be used as a tool of assasination by dropping it on someone's head from a 2nd storey window.

I dropped a shit brick on JFK's head.

shit brick by Bastardized Bottomburp July 2, 2003

Uptarded

1) The past tense of increasing your retardation, making it greater, in retard style.
2) Making something retarded, making it suit your decore or general liking.

1) Freddy Schmoo uptarded himself by setting fire to his pants with his hands tied behind his back. All unintentionally, of course.
2) I uptarded my bedroom by covering the carpet with flour and wheat.

Uptarded by Bastardized Bottomburp July 2, 2003

I had to beat them to death with their own shoes

Phrase proclaimed after breaking into a candy store at the edge of town, wrestling the Bengal Tiger they have for a guard dog, and beating the shopkeeper and his son to death with their boots.

We had to find 1000 brown M&M's to fill a brandy glass or Ozzy wasn't to go on stage that night!

I had to beat them to death with their own shoes by Bastardized Bottomburp July 2, 2003

SARSed up 

To be brainwashed by newspapers and television with the latest craze of SARS.

Spiderman got SARSed up from The SARS Goblin

SARSed up by bastardized bottomburp July 1, 2003

poverty 

To live malnourished and homeless, forced to eat out of a toilet.

Your uncle Susanne is a poverty stricked hobo.

poverty by Bastardized Bottomburp July 1, 2003

Windows XP 

Finally, a fricken OS that stays stable for more than 2 hours. However, the constant 'send error report' shit makes you want to vomit all over your monitor and shit in your hard-drive.

Well, it's better than iMac and Windows ME

Windows XP by Bastardized Bottomburp June 29, 2003

Windows 2000 

Looks like Windows ME, sounds like Windows ME, tastes like Windows ME. But, brother, it ain't Windows ME. I would give half a lung (not MY lung, mind you) to get this OS, or atleast WinXP.

Mmm... Win2000.

Windows 2000 by Bastardized Bottomburp June 29, 2003