Large breasts found on fat male Earthenoids. Whether or not they contain milk is not known. No one has the guts to check.
by Bastardized Bottomburp March 21, 2003
1) The art of sucking the anal opening of another person and swallowing whatever may have be swept into your mouth.
2) To use a vacuum-cleaner on low power as a tool for masturbation. Don't try it on full power, or suffer the horribly painful concequences.
2) To use a vacuum-cleaner on low power as a tool for masturbation. Don't try it on full power, or suffer the horribly painful concequences.
1) My bitch gave me a vacuum-job. Now I'm buyin' her 6 packs of tic-tacs a day. She's bleedin' me dry.
2) I had switched on the vacuum and started doin' a vacuum-job. Shit, now I've lost my dick.
2) I had switched on the vacuum and started doin' a vacuum-job. Shit, now I've lost my dick.
by Bastardized Bottomburp March 23, 2003
Alternate spelling of spork, it is well disputed over which word (spork or splade) is the appropriate word by my father and my grandparents. Hoy.
by Bastardized Bottomburp May 08, 2003
Incurable disease of fletting about with a knife.
Fletcure cures no flets.
by Bastardized Bottomburp May 25, 2003
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