Definitions by bastardized bottomburp

You Gay Ho 

Yu-Gi-Oh

I place Pink-Eyes-Yellow-Dragon-of-the-Cannabis-Ultimate-Toon-Black-Faced-Sorceror-Clown-Magician-Evil-Thousand-Dark-Mega-Faggot-Forbidden-Assgoblin-Sand-Heat-Water-Stapler-#190,740,910 in defense mode! *takes a breath*

You Gay Ho by Bastardized Bottomburp August 28, 2003

RuralDictionary.com 

A dictionary that showcases words of the countryside.

Hillbilly
Pitch Fork
Livestock
Grain
Grazing
Manure

- Some examples of the Rural Dictionary's words.

RuralDictionary.com by Bastardized Bottomburp August 27, 2003

word]word[word 

It pisses me off when people do that.

"See the worlds funniest definition! wordword/word!!!!!" - Assclump

word]word[word by Bastardized Bottomburp August 27, 2003

infesticles 

Testicles infested with anything.

<Pudged> Oh my dog! I have infesticles!
<LampShade> What from?!
<Pudged> Worms, lice, cancer and little green space men!

infesticles by Bastardized Bottomburp August 27, 2003

Scroll Lock 

One of the 7 Wonders of the World.

Who created this mysterious wonder? And why?

Scroll Lock by Bastardized Bottomburp August 27, 2003

7 Wonders of the World 

1. M&Ms
2. The Clitoris
3. Scroll Lock
4. Freedom Fries
5. Blue Screen of Death
6. Homer Simpson
7. This List

Man, Freedom Fries are whimsical! Are they one of the 7 Wonders of the World?

7 Wonders of the World by Bastardized Bottomburp August 27, 2003

Nothing 

What do the poor have and the rich don't want?
What is wider than the universe?
What lives in New Zealand but is still a virgin?

Nothing.

Nothing by Bastardized Bottomburp August 27, 2003