Definitions by bastardized bottomburp

pornfolio 

1. A small portfolio of all the adult films you've appeared in, all the pornographic magazines you've posed in and all the websites you've posed and starred in.

2. A collection of porn collected from magazines.

"If you'd take a careful look at my pornfolio, you'd see I'm quite the right person to play the character Johnny the Incubus."

pornfolio by Bastardized Bottomburp August 31, 2003

floccinaucinihilipilification 

Longer than antidisestablishmentarianism, and therefore special.

Look at me! I am floccinaucinihilipilification! I am so special on this day.

floccinaucinihilipilification by Bastardized Bottomburp August 30, 2003

Sailor Moon 

I've only seen one episode (in English) and I must say that Sailor Moon as a god-awful annoying voice. The voice actor should be on Sesame Street or Spongebob Squarepants.

I wanna see Sailor Uranus.

Sailor Moon by Bastardized Bottomburp August 29, 2003

bagina 

How little kids pronounce 'vagina'.

Boys habba benis! Girls habba bagina!

bagina by Bastardized Bottomburp August 28, 2003

assclench 

To clench something tightly with one's ass. Assclamp.

assclench by Bastardized Bottomburp August 28, 2003

eminem fans 

It's unfortunate that such a great rapper could have so many retards as his fans. Just look at most of the posts supporting him in the definition for Eminem.

Just look at all the females on the internet who use blatantly unoriginal handles such as "Shady Lady," "Shady's Girl," "Eminem's Babe" etc.

eminem fans by Bastardized Bottomburp August 28, 2003

pee your pants 

The ultimate ice breaker when meeting a woman.

<Woman> So...
<You> Yes...
<Woman> Um... heh.
<You> Hmm...
<Woman> So... what's your name?
<You> Heh heh..
<Woman> ... Excuse me, did you just pee your pants?
<You> Um, yeah.
<Woman> ... let's make out!

And the lesson is, children, you ain't cool... unless you pee your pants!

pee your pants by Bastardized Bottomburp August 28, 2003