Dickmark

A burnmark which appears on your penis when you're giving a girl anal and she farts all over your cock (usually quite a wet fart too, m'lord).

Man: The dickmark won't wash off.
Woman: Perhaps I should cut back on the beans?
Man: IT WOULD SEEM APPROPRIATE!

by Bastardized Bottomburp March 20, 2003

Rich Kid Syndrome

When a child is born into a family of great riches, living in a fucking big estate. This child tends to act pompous and snotty. Boys with Rich Kid Syndrome tend to act feminine, and are given names such as 'sissy', 'nancy' and 'goodie-two-shoes'. They get about with their limo, escourted by their butler, Jeeves.

I don't know anyone with Rich Kid Syndrome, but if I did I'd knock and run at their house, planting fart-bombs.

by Bastardized Bottomburp July 13, 2003

sealab 2021

Hilarious cartoon featured in Cartoon Network's Adult Swim.

<Captain> Does this make me look fat?
<Son> No... but your ass does! *laughs at own joke* BUT YOUR ASS DOES! AHAHAHA!

by Bastardized Bottomburp June 18, 2003

bastard-flop

Alternative to dick-flop. A bastard-flop is a terminal bastard who flops about, like he or she ones you.

<GUY1> That she-male, ass-fudgin' bastard-flop just gave me 5 Dollars! She ain't so bad!
<GUY2> *Loads gun*
<GUY1> WTF?????///
<GUY2> *Shoots GUY1*

by Bastardized Bottomburp March 28, 2003

sarcasm

Something most people can't understand or handle. Could it be that it is harder to judge what people mean on the Internet with text, or is it that so many people are ignorami?

What ever the case, suck a fart you jet-powered cunt-baboon.

by Bastardized Bottomburp September 22, 2003

stupid-head

Crooked-faced butt-monkey with as much reason to live amongst human society as a mosquito.

<Buckle> l00k a7 t3h st0pid h34d!!!1111 l0lz h3r h34d i5 b4çk to =fr0nt!1
<Juckle> Piss off, Nazi.

by Bastardized Bottomburp June 21, 2003

Bubs

Owns the concession stand. He can dance and fix things, such as most mechanical objects and marriages. His dancing skills are of high quality. Found to be dancing on Your Grave.

"It looks like someone tried to shove swiss cake rolls in the disk drive!"

"Come back, chocolates! I didn't mean what I said!"

by Bastardized Bottomburp September 06, 2003