Definitions by bastardized bottomburp

post slut

Much like post whore, only that it sounds like a person who prostitutes on message boards, rather than one who floods and rapes threads.

The post slut's signature had her phone number in it.

post slut by Bastardized Bottomburp October 3, 2003

ass-singer 

One who farts glorious hymns.

"I exhale rhymes from within my ass-cheeks."

ass-singer by Bastardized Bottomburp October 1, 2003

urban thesaurus 

A good idea.

Hello = Word up, wassup, what up, howdy, g'day, sup, ssup, heya, heyo, hi, high, jello, cello, mellow, bellow, fellow, how-do.

urban thesaurus by Bastardized Bottomburp October 1, 2003

Gravity 

An item on Homer Simpson's revenge list.

"Lousy gravity..."

Gravity by Bastardized Bottomburp October 1, 2003

ROFL

Rolling On The Floor Laughing.

Rhymes with 'waffle'.

ROFL!!!!1 u r teh FUNi!11 i lub u <3

ROFL by Bastardized Bottomburp September 29, 2003

Dr. Evil 

The princess of Canada who named his left testile Pith and his right testicle Vinegar. Has a son named Scott Evil which was the result of cloning from Dr. Evil's sperm.

"I asked for a fricking rotating chair, not one that's possessed by the Devil!"

"Well don't look at me like I'm fricking Frankenstein, give your father a hug!"

Dr. Evil by Bastardized Bottomburp September 28, 2003

postwhore 

One who typically floods a message board with posts in order to gain a higher Post Count and to make themselves known in an environment of 5000 users.

Day 1: JohnnyPostWhore joins the board and introduces himself.
Day 2: JohnnyPostWhore has 3 posts.
Day 3: JohnnyPostWhore has 21 posts.
Day 4: JohnnyPostWhore realises no one even knows he exists
Day 5: JohnnyPostWhore has 56 posts.
Day 6: JohnnyPostWhore has 239 posts.
Day 7: JohnnyPostWhore has 1067 posts.
Day 8: JohnnyPostWhore's IP is banned for spamming.

postwhore by Bastardized Bottomburp September 28, 2003