When the CIA came to UMass, my alma mater, intent on recruiting new losers to their criminal cause in Central America, Abbie Hoffman and Amy Carter marched right up to that table and uttered, quimbrim, and proceeded to lie on the floor for dramatic effect. The agency fellow snapped a pic. And then we heard Abbie had died of an overdose. A business card was found at Abbie's place that said: Duane was here.
by barleycorn November 03, 2021
Get the quimbrim mug.There came a knock at the door and when Benny opened the creaking device for entry a booming voice said "Rosebud", filling Benny with hysterical verbophobia and a need to run as fast as his porcine legs would carry him to the nearest bedroom, wherein he dove headfirst under the bed and lay there like Jim Bowie waiting for Santa Ana to jangle in and roust his fearful ass, saying, "Pie alamo?"
by barleycorn March 01, 2021
Get the verbophobia mug.Jodi wore a dododentric smile that betrayed an extinct sense of humor we were all to glad to see go, and now, here it was again, like the dusk of an old day.
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Get the dododentric mug.Her breath was so gargoylic it made me want to seek sanctuary in a cathedral. I pounded and pounded on Little Heaven's door while she spoke on and on, hummus dribble on her lips.
by barleycorn July 29, 2021
Get the gargoylic mug.The otherwise pleasant salon chatter was ruined by the gobblesmoggle of one loudmouthed nincompoop who pomped on for hours and filled the air with the ruins of his former smoker's lungs. I managed to pick up Gillian anyway and we snoggled on her island all evening long to boogie woogie. O Gillian's island.
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