humey

A now-anachronistic term referring to the full spectrum of being human (loving and lovable, for example) in the pre-AI anthropogenic period before the merge with machines was complete.
Billy Bob from Atlanta still believed in all the huffoo about human promacy and the evolution of the family of man, when we pushed his tied up body over the canoe's edge. He was still blub-blubbing his fluffernuttery about Love as he sank and got taken by a giant rainbow trout that lit the rapid water with koolaid acid dreams. We envied Billy Bob's fate to go down loving. He was a real humey. And we sang a banjo song in his honor around the campfire that very night. Drew!? Anybody see Drew!?
by barleycorn February 12, 2023
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Larkin'

A kinder, gentler putdown of someone on line for comedic rather than vile or destructive purposes. Opposite of snarking.
Davey Crockett was almost as a bad as my snarkin' girlfriend with online comments, but he was light-hearted and meant well, you know, larkin', unlike my girlfriend, who I've stopped seeing after a comment she made about my muff breath the other day -- online! There goes that barrier reef.
by barleycorn December 19, 2020
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Stuffing

The act of fooling around or fucking around too much when important or serious business is at hand.
Melissa screamed at the kids, chasing each other around the yard wirh squirt guns filled mommy's secrets, "Will you two stop stuffing, we've got autumn leaves to rake and burn."
by barleycorn February 18, 2023
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moonboggle

to be ill-affected by the beams of a new moon spotlighting down on the brain in the darkness that engulfs.
Jethro felt lost, bebuzzled and downright moonboggled by the professor's new plans for still refurbishments, and scratched his ass in perpexity.
by barleycorn June 07, 2021
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Pun

an improvised expressive device
When Bosworth accidentally stepped on Johnny's IED he exploded into a million pieces of laughter. Now, that was punny, said Bosworth.
by barleycorn November 04, 2019
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