bari's definitions

Jenna Jameson

Was born in Las Vegas - Nevada - USA on April 9th, 1974.

168cm and has huge juicy breasts.

Jenna Jameson is one of the hottest women on earth.

Best Movie: Dangerous Tides

Jenna Jameson:
"I try my hardest to push the point that I am a feminist.
I really think it's important that people know that the women in this industry are empowered.
They run it, man. It's awesome"

by Bari July 18, 2008

dirty simon

Someone who never takes a shower or washes himself with dirty water is called Dirty Simon.
They also love to fart in public places and have smelly balls.

Did you see that guy over there? It's a Dirty Simon.

Dirty Simon's never wash themselves, it's disgusting.

by Bari May 24, 2006

DON'T LOOK INTO THE DEATH STAR

Another pointless stuff in Castlevania II like TAKE MY DAUGHTER , PLEASE !!,
a guy tells you this :

DON'T LOOK INTO THE DEATH STAR, OR YOU WILL DIE.

Ok, there is no DEATH STAR in Castlevania II or any other STAR...

Does he mean Death Star from STAR WARS?

What the hell does he want from us?
There is no answer...

Guy :"DON'T LOOK INTO THE DEATH STAR, OR YOU WILL DIE."
Simon Belmont :"ehmmm...ok"

by Bari April 21, 2005

new pope

The new pope is a racist and hates all non-catholics.

Pope (New) :"Every eastern country should burn in hell"

by Bari April 21, 2005

sand in the vagina

A really pissed off girl .
All girls who are in a bad mood.

Nadja has sand in the vagina.

by Bari February 12, 2005

Brittany Skye

Also known as Brittney Sky or Brittney Skye.

A really hot adult movie star,
she was in about 155 movies.

She was born in California (USA) on May 11th ,1977.

WOW Brittany skye is really hot,I love her blonde hair!
Her birthday is on May 11th, just like me!!!

by Bari April 7, 2005

8-bit

The best console era ever,
the NES dominated all and many great games were created like:

- Super Mario Bros. 1
- Super Mario Bros. 3
- Mega Man 2
- Mega Man 3
- Castlevania 1-3
- Final Fantasy I - III
- Zelda I + II

etc.

At one time, nintendo had to take all NES back because of problems with overheating!
Everyone had an NES in the 80s.

The most popular problem was that the cartridges got dusty and you had to BLOW inside the NES and cartridge to make it work again.

NES roced.

Bari :"The NES changed my life,now I love videogames more than anything"

Renke:"Dude, let me blow into the cartridge, I want to play World Cup Soccer!""

by Bari April 24, 2005