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sand in the vagina

A really pissed off girl .
All girls who are in a bad mood.
Nadja has sand in the vagina.
by Bari February 12, 2005
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8-bit

The best console era ever,
the NES dominated all and many great games were created like:

- Super Mario Bros. 1
- Super Mario Bros. 3
- Mega Man 2
- Mega Man 3
- Castlevania 1-3
- Final Fantasy I - III
- Zelda I + II

etc.

At one time, nintendo had to take all NES back because of problems with overheating!
Everyone had an NES in the 80s.

The most popular problem was that the cartridges got dusty and you had to BLOW inside the NES and cartridge to make it work again.

NES roced.
Bari :"The NES changed my life,now I love videogames more than anything"

Renke:"Dude, let me blow into the cartridge, I want to play World Cup Soccer!""
by Bari April 24, 2005
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Detective Conan

A manga/anime where a 16-years old student solves cases like Sherlock Holmes.
His name is Shinichi Kudo(u) and still goes to school.
One day, after a date with Ran Mori he is witness to a deal by black-coated men and some boss of a company.
One black-coated guy named Vodka notices him and knocks Shinichi down.
Vodka gives him a new developed poison which kills without a trace.
But Shinichi doesn't die and somehow he got turned back into a child !!!
To take cover , he hides at Ran Moris place, whose father Kogoro is also a detective.
Ran doesn't know that it's Shinichi,
since he calls himself Conan Edogawa.

Since then, he puts Kogoro into sleep with his tranq-watch and imitates his voice to solve cases.
Conan can solve any mystery!!!
by Bari July 26, 2008
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ICQ

A chat-programm (I SEEK YOU) where you can instant message people in your list.
People first get an ICQ number
which can be send to others so that they can add you to their buddies list.
Fortunantly, there is an "AUTHORIZE" option ,
so random people can't add you if you don't want it when they found
you through the search option.

The best option is the Invisible Mode:
people can't see your online status,
except if you want them.

You can add them into your visible list. In contrast to that, there is also an Invisible-list.

ICQ makes very unsociable if you talk to many people. It's a real time killer.
Only use it for talking to friends from the realworld.

One advice: TURN OF THE SOUNDS , IT WILL MAKE YOU INSANE....
ICQ will make you unsociable...

BIG(through ICQ):"hey reppuken,let's go to the cinema"
Reppuken :"kk"
by Bari June 28, 2005
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ladies first

Gentlemen's favorite sentence.
Men with good manners, will always let the woman go first (example through the door etc.)

but it's not the true meaning.

In reality, it means "Lady, go first so can I stare at your butt!"
Andy :" Ladies first" *opens door*
Marina:" very kind, you are a true gentleman"
Andy :" Indeed" *stares at nice butt!*
by Bari April 15, 2005
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simon stinkt

A popular german game similar to Simon Says,

you find someone who is called Simon and run around him while shouting SIMON STINKT.

Then he gets pissed off and cries.
Simon STINKT!
Er sollte sich waschen!
by Bari July 1, 2005
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Another pointless stuff in Castlevania II like TAKE MY DAUGHTER , PLEASE !!,
a guy tells you this :

DON'T LOOK INTO THE DEATH STAR, OR YOU WILL DIE.

Ok, there is no DEATH STAR in Castlevania II or any other STAR...

Does he mean Death Star from STAR WARS?

What the hell does he want from us?
There is no answer...
Guy :"DON'T LOOK INTO THE DEATH STAR, OR YOU WILL DIE."
Simon Belmont :"ehmmm...ok"
by Bari April 21, 2005
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