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new pope

The new pope is a racist and hates all non-catholics.
Pope (New) :"Every eastern country should burn in hell"
by Bari April 21, 2005
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dirty simon

Someone who never takes a shower or washes himself with dirty water is called Dirty Simon.
They also love to fart in public places and have smelly balls.
Did you see that guy over there? It's a Dirty Simon.

Dirty Simon's never wash themselves, it's disgusting.
by Bari May 24, 2006
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The Walls of Jericho

The Walls of Jericho

Chris Jericho's own version of the Boston Crab.
One of his finishing moves along with the Lionsault Pin


It will make any opponent tap out.

Guy A:Did you see Jericho's awesome finisher last night?
Guy B: The Walls of Jericho kick ass.
The Walls of Jericho kicked ass tonight!
by Bari June 11, 2005
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Blue Eyes White Dragon

This legendary dragon is a powerful engine of destruction. Virtually invincible, very few have faced this awesome creature and lived to tell the tale.

LIGHT/Dragon
8/3000/2500
Attack:Horobi No Burst Stream
"I summon my strongest servant,
BLUE EYES WHITE DRAGON"
by Bari February 26, 2005
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One Night Stand

The dirtiest form of pointless sex.
A guy or a girl meets someone at some place (usually dance club)
and decides to have sex (only one time) with
that person without getting into a relationship.

The next day you leave without saying anything and
hoping that you didn't get any STDs...

Speaking of STDs,it's the easiest way to get STDs from
unknown sex partners, have fun!

People consider girls who had One Night Stands as whores.
Guy A: " Did you hear that? Jannete had already 5 One Night Stands!!"
Guy B:" Really? What a slut!"
Guy A:"Wonder how she feels after getting banged and thrown away like trash!"
by Bari January 29, 2006
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Abitur

The highest degree you can get before entering a university in Germany.

You get your Abitur after the 13th class and after some tests.
Including 4-hours long written tests and one or more oral reports.

According to your marks in 12th grade and 13th grade and your final Abitur exams you get an Abitur-Average, which is important for getting into university.

For example, your average has to be better than 2,0 to get to a medical university.
Yeah I got my Abitur in 2004 !
It rocks, I can do whatever I want!
I can get any job I want and I can go to any University I want!
by Bari June 11, 2005
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pregnant

your end of life...

you are totally fucked.

OWNED
OWNED she is pregnant.
by Bari April 21, 2005
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