bari's definitions

number 169

The number you should call when you have problems with sex.
Example: You want to bang a really horny chick , but you can't handle her.
Then you call 1-6-9.
The afro-american guy named Bobby will answer with whattzzzz uppp.
You tell him :" ey bobby, come on, fuck"

He will come to you in an instant and fuck your girl.
After some time you will get her back and you can finish her!

Guy A"ey bobby come on, fuck"
Bobby:" ok" *fucks her*
Guy A:" ohhh all right, now I am really stoned , I can finish her now!"

Bobby loves Anal.

by Bari April 9, 2005

dirty simon

Someone who never takes a shower or washes himself with dirty water is called Dirty Simon.
They also love to fart in public places and have smelly balls.

Did you see that guy over there? It's a Dirty Simon.

Dirty Simon's never wash themselves, it's disgusting.

by Bari May 24, 2006

Lionsault Pin

Lionsault Pin -

One of Chris Jericho's finishing moves.
He runs towards the ropes, uses the ropes as a springboard and summersaults on the lying opponent and finally pins him.

His other finishing move is The Walls of Jericho

What an awesome move!!
No wonder, he was trained by Bret Hart's father Stu.

by Bari June 11, 2005

new pope

The new pope is a racist and hates all non-catholics.

Pope (New) :"Every eastern country should burn in hell"

by Bari April 21, 2005

DON'T LOOK INTO THE DEATH STAR

Another pointless stuff in Castlevania II like TAKE MY DAUGHTER , PLEASE !!,
a guy tells you this :

DON'T LOOK INTO THE DEATH STAR, OR YOU WILL DIE.

Ok, there is no DEATH STAR in Castlevania II or any other STAR...

Does he mean Death Star from STAR WARS?

What the hell does he want from us?
There is no answer...

Guy :"DON'T LOOK INTO THE DEATH STAR, OR YOU WILL DIE."
Simon Belmont :"ehmmm...ok"

by Bari April 21, 2005

Metro City

The city of Major Mike Haggar
and parts of it are controlled by the Mad Gear Gang.

Final Fight takes place in Metro City.

Metro City is full of thugs and mad guys.

Haggar needs to clean the city every day.

by Bari July 4, 2005

TAKE MY DAUGHTER , PLEASE !!

Old man in Castlevania II tells this if you talk to him (See image).

Why would we want to TAKE HIS DAUGHTER??

You never meet his daughter or save her? Who is she?

TAKE MY DAUGHTER , PLEASE !! is one of the most pointless speech in any game.

Man :"TAKE MY DAUGHTER , PLEASE !!"
Simon Belmont: "WHY?"
Man :"TAKE MY DAUGHTER , PLEASE !!"
Simon Belmont :" WTF go away"

by Bari April 21, 2005