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simon stinkt

A popular german game similar to Simon Says,

you find someone who is called Simon and run around him while shouting SIMON STINKT.

Then he gets pissed off and cries.
Simon STINKT!
Er sollte sich waschen!
by Bari July 1, 2005
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Glacius

An alien from outer space in the Killer Instinct tournament.
In order to return back to his home planet he must kill Cinder.

His body consists of ice and he can shape his body in any form he wants (Ice-Spear etc.).
Glacius WINS!!!
Glacius uses his Ice powers to defeat his enemies.
by Bari July 1, 2005
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Metro City

The city of Major Mike Haggar
and parts of it are controlled by the Mad Gear Gang.

Final Fight takes place in Metro City.
Metro City is full of thugs and mad guys.

Haggar needs to clean the city every day.
by Bari July 4, 2005
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number 169

The number you should call when you have problems with sex.
Example: You want to bang a really horny chick , but you can't handle her.
Then you call 1-6-9.
The afro-american guy named Bobby will answer with whattzzzz uppp.
You tell him :" ey bobby, come on, fuck"

He will come to you in an instant and fuck your girl.
After some time you will get her back and you can finish her!
Guy A"ey bobby come on, fuck"
Bobby:" ok" *fucks her*
Guy A:" ohhh all right, now I am really stoned , I can finish her now!"

Bobby loves Anal.
by Bari April 9, 2005
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ladies first

Gentlemen's favorite sentence.
Men with good manners, will always let the woman go first (example through the door etc.)

but it's not the true meaning.

In reality, it means "Lady, go first so can I stare at your butt!"
Andy :" Ladies first" *opens door*
Marina:" very kind, you are a true gentleman"
Andy :" Indeed" *stares at nice butt!*
by Bari April 15, 2005
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I AM ERROR

The old guy from Zelda II who lives in a gigantic house (which looks small from the outside) in Ruto.

He is totally useless (only one hint later) and keeps saying " I AM ERROR".

No one knows what this means or why he says that.
Maybe it's his name, Error.
"I AM ERROR" ~ Error in Zelda II
by Bari April 21, 2005
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TAKE MY DAUGHTER , PLEASE !!

Old man in Castlevania II tells this if you talk to him (See image).

Why would we want to TAKE HIS DAUGHTER??

You never meet his daughter or save her? Who is she?

TAKE MY DAUGHTER , PLEASE !! is one of the most pointless speech in any game.
Man :"TAKE MY DAUGHTER , PLEASE !!"
Simon Belmont: "WHY?"
Man :"TAKE MY DAUGHTER , PLEASE !!"
Simon Belmont :" WTF go away"
by Bari April 21, 2005
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