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Definitions by bari

The best console era ever,
the NES dominated all and many great games were created like:

- Super Mario Bros. 1
- Super Mario Bros. 3
- Mega Man 2
- Mega Man 3
- Castlevania 1-3
- Final Fantasy I - III
- Zelda I + II

etc.

At one time, nintendo had to take all NES back because of problems with overheating!
Everyone had an NES in the 80s.

The most popular problem was that the cartridges got dusty and you had to BLOW inside the NES and cartridge to make it work again.

NES roced.
Bari :"The NES changed my life,now I love videogames more than anything"

Renke:"Dude, let me blow into the cartridge, I want to play World Cup Soccer!""
8-bit by Bari April 24, 2005

I AM ERROR 

The old guy from Zelda II who lives in a gigantic house (which looks small from the outside) in Ruto.

He is totally useless (only one hint later) and keeps saying " I AM ERROR".

No one knows what this means or why he says that.
Maybe it's his name, Error.
"I AM ERROR" ~ Error in Zelda II
I AM ERROR by Bari April 21, 2005

TAKE MY DAUGHTER , PLEASE !! 

Old man in Castlevania II tells this if you talk to him (See image).

Why would we want to TAKE HIS DAUGHTER??

You never meet his daughter or save her? Who is she?

TAKE MY DAUGHTER , PLEASE !! is one of the most pointless speech in any game.
Man :"TAKE MY DAUGHTER , PLEASE !!"
Simon Belmont: "WHY?"
Man :"TAKE MY DAUGHTER , PLEASE !!"
Simon Belmont :" WTF go away"

DON'T LOOK INTO THE DEATH STAR

Another pointless stuff in Castlevania II like TAKE MY DAUGHTER , PLEASE !!,
a guy tells you this :

DON'T LOOK INTO THE DEATH STAR, OR YOU WILL DIE.

Ok, there is no DEATH STAR in Castlevania II or any other STAR...

Does he mean Death Star from STAR WARS?

What the hell does he want from us?
There is no answer...
Guy :"DON'T LOOK INTO THE DEATH STAR, OR YOU WILL DIE."
Simon Belmont :"ehmmm...ok"

pregnant 

your end of life...

you are totally fucked.

OWNED
OWNED she is pregnant.
pregnant by Bari April 21, 2005

new pope 

The new pope is a racist and hates all non-catholics.
Pope (New) :"Every eastern country should burn in hell"
new pope by Bari April 21, 2005

ladies first 

Gentlemen's favorite sentence.
Men with good manners, will always let the woman go first (example through the door etc.)

but it's not the true meaning.

In reality, it means "Lady, go first so can I stare at your butt!"
Andy :" Ladies first" *opens door*
Marina:" very kind, you are a true gentleman"
Andy :" Indeed" *stares at nice butt!*
ladies first by Bari April 15, 2005