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simon stinkt

A popular german game similar to Simon Says,

you find someone who is called Simon and run around him while shouting SIMON STINKT.

Then he gets pissed off and cries.
Simon STINKT!
Er sollte sich waschen!
by Bari July 1, 2005
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ladies first

Gentlemen's favorite sentence.
Men with good manners, will always let the woman go first (example through the door etc.)

but it's not the true meaning.

In reality, it means "Lady, go first so can I stare at your butt!"
Andy :" Ladies first" *opens door*
Marina:" very kind, you are a true gentleman"
Andy :" Indeed" *stares at nice butt!*
by Bari April 15, 2005
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Horobi No Burst Stream

Attack from the Blue Eyes White Dragon.
Horobi no Burst Stream is Japanese and means "Burst Stream of Destruction".
Kaiba :"Blue Eyes White Dragon,kogeki ! HOROBI NO BURST STREAM!!!"
by Bari February 26, 2005
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Another pointless stuff in Castlevania II like TAKE MY DAUGHTER , PLEASE !!,
a guy tells you this :

DON'T LOOK INTO THE DEATH STAR, OR YOU WILL DIE.

Ok, there is no DEATH STAR in Castlevania II or any other STAR...

Does he mean Death Star from STAR WARS?

What the hell does he want from us?
There is no answer...
Guy :"DON'T LOOK INTO THE DEATH STAR, OR YOU WILL DIE."
Simon Belmont :"ehmmm...ok"
by Bari April 21, 2005
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Blue Eyes White Dragon

This legendary dragon is a powerful engine of destruction. Virtually invincible, very few have faced this awesome creature and lived to tell the tale.

LIGHT/Dragon
8/3000/2500
Attack:Horobi No Burst Stream
"I summon my strongest servant,
BLUE EYES WHITE DRAGON"
by Bari February 26, 2005
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pregnant

your end of life...

you are totally fucked.

OWNED
OWNED she is pregnant.
by Bari April 21, 2005
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One Night Stand

The dirtiest form of pointless sex.
A guy or a girl meets someone at some place (usually dance club)
and decides to have sex (only one time) with
that person without getting into a relationship.

The next day you leave without saying anything and
hoping that you didn't get any STDs...

Speaking of STDs,it's the easiest way to get STDs from
unknown sex partners, have fun!

People consider girls who had One Night Stands as whores.
Guy A: " Did you hear that? Jannete had already 5 One Night Stands!!"
Guy B:" Really? What a slut!"
Guy A:"Wonder how she feels after getting banged and thrown away like trash!"
by Bari January 29, 2006
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