horsed the duck

A variation of "screwed the pooch". Visualize duck stepped on by horse.

What a screwup. He horsed the duck.

by barber of seville January 19, 2018

mea culpa

mea culpa = Latin for "my fault"

Part of a prayer, in Latin " mea culpa, mea culpa, mea maxima culpa" -- meaning "my fault, my fault, my greatest fault"

by barber of seville May 27, 2019

ticket little

A super cautious driver. Drives well below speed limit, comes to full stop, takes no risk of getting a ticket.

Likely received one lately - drives in fear of another one. Derived from "Chicken Little" -- fabled fowl who feared
the "Sky is falling".

Look at that slow poke driver. Ticket Little.

by barber of seville September 25, 2020

feathering your nest

Placing lengths of toilet paper on the seat before mounting, to ensure none of your bare ass contacts it.

Never sit on a public toilet without feathering your nest.

by barber of seville June 14, 2019

he would fuck up a wet dream

A person so incompetent he couldn't even adequately perform a natural function.

Don't trust George with that job. He would fuck up a wet dream.

by barber of seville May 10, 2019

wet from the egg

New kid on the job. Naive, doesn't know the ropes. Like a newly hatched chick that just emerged from the shell and not dried off yet. "Wet behind the ears."

Check out the new guy. Still wet from the egg.

by barber of seville May 26, 2019

head up and locked

Gross fool whose head is tightly wedged up his ass hole. Oblivious to reality.

Joe just doesn't get it. Head up and locked.

by barber of seville May 17, 2021