bam's definitions

christides card

bartering usually with stolen goods

Do you accept christides card ? otherwise you'll have to wait a few days,I have a couple of 3dcards on ebay that should cover it.

by BAM February 16, 2005

cauliflower

Small, white nuggets which form within the tonsils and, when noticed in one's mouth should be removed. Avoid squeezing them or chewing on them, as they smell quite fecal when they burst.

I coughed, and up came a cauliflower.
Don't squeeze that between your fingers... It'll smell like shit.

by BAM July 31, 2004

squashopomorphic

1. Of, relating to, or suggesting squashlike characteristics.
2. Seeing human characteristics in every squash you see.

1. That water tower is squashopomorphic.
2. I had to draw eyes on that squash.

by BAM July 31, 2004

k.b. time

kickback time
time to perfrom no useful function or work whatsoever.

Bell rang... it's k.b. time.

by BAM July 31, 2004

eat shit

the correct pronunciation of:
atchoo (a sneeze)
said out loud during the actual sneeze.

Eeeeaaattsshhiiiiiitttt!
Gesundheit.
Bless You.

by BAM July 31, 2004

whinge

Mainly brit variant of to bitch, whine, complain.

Quit yer whinging and go to sleep.

by BAM July 30, 2004

wok

extrodinarily bad. Something that doesn't perform the way it was intended

i wokked up my assignment

by Bam June 29, 2004