balls to tha wall's definitions

the joker

while fucking a girl from behind, you stick both of your forefingers in the corners of her mouth and lift up and away creating the joker

it didnt look like she was enjoying the anal sex as much as i was so i gave her the joker

by balls to tha wall July 30, 2004

the ringer

when a girl is sucking your penis, at the moment of ejaculation you cup your hands and smack her in her ears simutaineously creating the ringing in her head, she will be so stunned that she wont realize she just swallowed your load.

the girl didnt know how to give a bj so i gave her the ringer

by balls to tha wall July 30, 2004

porn flip

when a girl is sucking away on your jimmy, and flips her hair out of the way for the camera to see as is she was in a porno

jane gets a lot of practice at the porn flip

by balls to tha wall July 30, 2004

the slinky

when a girls ass i so loose you can see her colon hanging down like a slinky

the was no need for a colonoscopy because the girl had a slinky

by balls to tha wall July 30, 2004

meat flap A.K.A. (The Slinky)

the essence of the meat flap can be defined in severl distinct ways.
N) meat flap- when a females asshole has been punished by mandingo too many thousand times, leaving her with that little piece of skin sagging down out of her well used orfus.

n) meat flap- (Mrs. Mooseknuckle)
a females extra extra large clit. which in many cases could easily be mistaken for a penis. can be seen in any of your run of the mill strip clubs

while on stage the well worn stripper played with her meat flap and turned around and winked (waved) at me with her other meat flap. she was the rare find of the double flapper.

by balls to tha wall July 30, 2004

cobb salad

when your girl is downtown and around the corner, licking your brown eye, a piece of undigested corn simultaneously slides out of your bum and into her mouth

when I've had too much corn for dinner and she wants some for dessert

by balls to tha wall July 30, 2004

hot lunch

when your're really hungry and don't have your own microwave

the poop in the toilet was really cold and Andrea wanted a hot lunch

by balls to tha wall July 30, 2004