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fartnite

when u get an erection from getting a victory royale that a fart comes out

for example i get 12 kills and a win but then some sticky stuff comes out and that’s called a fartnite
OHHHHHH NO WAY I JUST KILLED NINJA! AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH *ejaculation*

oop guess i just pulled a fartnite
by balec December 23, 2021
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shaw

the last name of the fat kid on your baseball team

or

the legendary prospect that has a dog that’s grows faster than the distance of his swing
oh no strike 4 shaw down on strikes

“i will tell u joe, this shaw kid is something else

not in a good way tho
by balec December 23, 2021
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garropolo

the QB on the 49ers that throws the ball but it lags in the air so he throws a pick
i saw jimmy garropolo in the bedroom with ben shaw and he threw his balls into his anus but it lagged so he missed

jimmy g be throwing more picks than a tiki mask bruh

garropolo is like if a wanker had a seizure while fucking himself
by balec December 23, 2021
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laughphasexual

when u are attracted to the karen at the dinner table because of the laugh. sounds like a fucking ben shaw whiffing his ass off
*insert dolphin laugh* ong so ducking sexy. wow i’m starting to become laughphasexual

she’s so fucking hot bro no way
by balec December 24, 2021
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deformed chicken

i saw my friend aaron with his big ginger cock and i have to say it looked more like a deformed chicken then a mommy daddy button
by balec December 24, 2021
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balec

a balec is a balec that has to balec
i saw that sexy balec the other day and he made me hard
by balec November 11, 2021
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andrea

that one grandma that gets thing done
that andrea is so fucking good and getting what she wants and shopping at chanel
by balec November 25, 2021
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