bah's definitions

fleshlight

Shaped like a flashlight, but you have sex with it. Made for male masturbation.

I used my fleshlight last night. It felt great.

by Bah August 11, 2004

FRUIT FLY

An attractive female who hangs around gay males.
The same as a fag hag but attractive.

Grace is such a fruit fly.

by BAH March 26, 2004

cristiano ronaldo

A shit, overrated football player. Also a soft-arse foreign pussy.

Cristiano Ronaldo take it up the arse.

by Bah November 15, 2004

idespwnjoo

Its french for, you got schooned my friend.

#des When amongst fellow peers, and someone wins greatly, the term "idespwnjoo" should appear.

by bah July 29, 2004

mall security

usually employed by a contracted "security" company, these people are given absolutely no means to control dangerous situations, but are expected to keep things under control until the police arrive. their job is to give the "perception" of security, without actually having to go through the hassle of having real training. usually known as rent a cops, they must also deal with a complete lack of respect from the patrons of the mall they serve. low pay and horrible hours make the job ideal only to lazy fat people and college students.

concerned citizen: that man just ate my daughter!
mall security guard: wtf do you want me to do, all i have is a flashlight! this radio doesn't even work outside the building.

by bah May 13, 2005

shutdafuckup

To "Shut the fuck up"; cease blabbering

Bitch, shutdafuckup and suck my cock.

by bah June 19, 2003

ngz

A poor person.

Hustler is ngz, he has no home.

by bah January 27, 2003