16 definitions by Bah
usually employed by a contracted "security" company, these people are given absolutely no means to control dangerous situations, but are expected to keep things under control until the police arrive. their job is to give the "perception" of security, without actually having to go through the hassle of having real training. usually known as rent a cops, they must also deal with a complete lack of respect from the patrons of the mall they serve. low pay and horrible hours make the job ideal only to lazy fat people and college students.
concerned citizen: that man just ate my daughter!
mall security guard: wtf do you want me to do, all i have is a flashlight! this radio doesn't even work outside the building.
mall security guard: wtf do you want me to do, all i have is a flashlight! this radio doesn't even work outside the building.
by Bah March 5, 2005
by Bah January 21, 2004
OMG who called teh g'fish gay? I know it was one of you! And more importantly what is badder than hell?
by Bah February 3, 2004
