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Potection

In the ghetto, the police provide potection. Which is to say, they'll save you, then book you for loitering.
by backotruck October 1, 2012
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Cockfaggery

An adjective describing the action of a cockfag.
In 1809, Englishman Michael Thomas was accused of cockfaggery because he would pull boys pants down in the town square.
by backotruck August 7, 2012
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Axecution

That Pakistani guy living in New York killed his wife by axecution.
by backotruck April 12, 2012
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Swimnastics

An Olympic sport in which athletes must do the vault, parallel bars, and pommel horse all while under water.
I know that it takes dedication to do the underwater rings, but that is what swimnastics is all about.
by backotruck August 2, 2012
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Swearapy

The act of cleansing one's palate by swearing, thereby avoiding costly therapy. See Family Swearapy.
I use swearapy in traffic to feel better about being late and I think it's important to use family swearapy at home.
by backotruck November 2, 2011
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Secretary of the Pleasurey

A rank in government that regulates all adult entertainment (Porn Czar).
President Bill Clinton tried to appoint Larry Flint as Secretary of the Pleasurey in 1998 to divert attention from the Lewinski scandal.
by backotruck January 11, 2013
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Twitthab

Ashton Kutcher gave control of his Twitter account to his management team to prevent more retarded tweets. He is in Twitthab.
by backotruck November 12, 2011
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