artifucked

The artifact that is discovered shortly before one realizes that one has spend their whole life searching for a single object.

Since Professeur Tibbins discovered the palantir, he has been in a wild depression. The palantir was his artifucked.

by backotruck November 07, 2011

Swearcrow

Just like a normal scarecrow, but has the ability to swear at crows.

Since crows are among the more intelligent species of bird, rigging a scarecrow up with the ability to swear using speakers, offends crows more than frightens them. Swearcrows have been in limited use since the 1950's.

by backotruck October 07, 2013

Roidical

Anything done with the flare of steroids.

Did you see that guy beat up the other guy outside the Komodo Klub? Fucking roidical!

by backotruck November 15, 2011

Paingel

Angels that fly around your head after you get knocked the fuck out.

Darius knew that he shouldn't have fucked with Trey after he woke up on the floor of the Arby's with 7-10 paingels flying about his head.

by backotruck May 12, 2013

Negaphone

A device that functions similar to a megaphone, but outputs only negative sentences.

"SAVE THE WHALES" said a protester accidentally using a negaphone. "FUCK THAT BLACK CUNT" is what the audience heard.

by backotruck December 07, 2016

homophobaphobic

The fear of homophobics.

I drove past the capital yesterday, and some of those homophobics scared the crap out of me. I think I'm homophobaphobic.

by backotruck March 19, 2012

presidouchale

Anything that the President of the United State does that is douchy.

President Trump photo-opped a hurricane relief crew by 'helping' load supplies into the cab of a fully empty Toyota truck. This is a first-tier example of being presidouchale.

by backotruck September 08, 2017