baSTardized boTTomburp's definitions

vagesticles

When a woman's clitoris is replaced by a large, bulging testicle sack.

by Bastardized Bottomburp June 21, 2003

AOL Kids

sad little fuckers who can't spell, or co-ordinate their fingers to type in a keyboard properly. See n00bs.

<AOLmunchkin> HELLO!!!111 lolz.
<FatTony> Well, if it ain't the stench on society's a-hole. How you doing, assbaby?
<AOLmunchkin> Wot?/
<FatTony> Never you mind your small, feeble head.
<AOLmunchkin> fuk u,, ura suk, u stopid fukhad.
<FatTony> And how.
<AOLmunchkin> brb,, i gotta go 2 teh tiolet!1 lolz.
<FatTony> How is that funny?
<AOLmunchkin> ura looser.
<FatTony> Says the unco-ordinated hick with a Mountain Dew bottle up his/her/its ass. Might I note that the Mountain Dew bottle is full of Mountain Dew. Painful enema, mayhaps?
<AOLmunchkin> fak u man

And then the assyness will continue into the night.

by Bastardized Bottomburp May 8, 2003

Beavis and Butthead

2 of Americas most promising individuals, will one day aspire to more than TV and nachos. And maybe get laid.

Huh huh. He said anus.

by Bastardized Bottomburp July 19, 2003

chodebusters

Collective noun for a group of people who kill/destroy chodes.

"Who ya gonna call? Chodebusters!"
"Get the Chodebusters over here, Justin Timberlake has entered the building!"

by Bastardized Bottomburp May 13, 2003

ura suk

Non-sensical ramblings spurted on the internet by azns, net whores and geeks. Generally translated it means 'You Are A Suck', though this makes no sense still. The best translation would be 'You Suck'.

PongO124: I wnet 2 teh farm yestay! LOZL!
Yuriporker: Shut the hell up, fucktard.
PongO124: GRR!!!111 URA SUK!!!
Yuriporker: Shit man, get a life.
Pong)124: SHut teh fack uop, man!1

by Bastardized Bottomburp May 3, 2003

whorefest

Any chatroom or IRC room on the face of the internet. Full of supposed 12-year-old girls (or possibly 35-year-old men who're posing) who are looking for cybersex with anyone between the age of 8 and 58.

by Bastardized Bottomburp May 11, 2003

super nintendo

Although a mediocre crock of shit in todays standards, was the best of its kind in its time.

Super Nintendo totally owned SEGA and Atari.

by Bastardized Bottomburp July 26, 2003