baSTardized boTTomburp's definitions

smelly

Your anus.

The smelly scent of your anus drifted through the room. I shudder.

by Bastardized Bottomburp April 1, 2003

chodebusters

Collective noun for a group of people who kill/destroy chodes.

"Who ya gonna call? Chodebusters!"
"Get the Chodebusters over here, Justin Timberlake has entered the building!"

by Bastardized Bottomburp May 13, 2003

It's funny because it's true

Statement of truth used when something non-fictional, ironic and hilarious occurs.

<GhettoChubb> Me and my sister went down to the supermarket, and this huge fat chick was standing near the frozen-food section, and I swear to God I thought it was my sister, and I slapped the bitch on the shoulder and said 'Losing a little wait?' and the women turned around and kicked me inside a fridge. A closed fridge!
<Hymenia> Hahahh, its funny because it's true.

by bastardized bottomburp May 17, 2003

cars that bounce

Something fun to watch if an old lady is driving one.

"Help me! That damn car dealership sold me one of those cars that bounce! My stockings are falling! My stockings are falling!" - Old woman

by Bastardized Bottomburp October 22, 2003

end

The final chapter of a series or story.
The top/bottom of something.
The finish.

"Your dick has no end."

"Your mouth has no end. Shut the hell up."

by Bastardized Bottomburp March 17, 2003

cheap-ass

One who cannot afford to drive himself to work.

Alan Lam's mom is a cheap-ass ho

by Bastardized Bottomburp March 18, 2003

<(0.0)>

1. Looks nothing like Kirby. Kirby is simply (0.0)
2. Used by azns to annoy the general population of internet users, yet amuse other azns. Sad, really.

1. HALLO I M IN WUV WIT KIRBY <(0.0)>!11
2. I h8 yuo, fagit <(0.0)>...

by Bastardized Bottomburp May 10, 2003