baSTardized boTTomburp's definitions

second

A length of time that is very-under-exaggerated.

<Killer> Hey there.
<Spiller> Hi, I'll be back in a second.
<Killer> Okay.
*** 20 minutes later ***
<Killer> ...
<Spiller> I'm back.
<Killer> Where were you?
<Spiller> Hang on, back in a second.
*** Killer is offline ***

by Bastardized Bottomburp November 2, 2003

Beavis and Butthead

2 of Americas most promising individuals, will one day aspire to more than TV and nachos. And maybe get laid.

Huh huh. He said anus.

by Bastardized Bottomburp July 19, 2003

AOL Kids

sad little fuckers who can't spell, or co-ordinate their fingers to type in a keyboard properly. See n00bs.

<AOLmunchkin> HELLO!!!111 lolz.
<FatTony> Well, if it ain't the stench on society's a-hole. How you doing, assbaby?
<AOLmunchkin> Wot?/
<FatTony> Never you mind your small, feeble head.
<AOLmunchkin> fuk u,, ura suk, u stopid fukhad.
<FatTony> And how.
<AOLmunchkin> brb,, i gotta go 2 teh tiolet!1 lolz.
<FatTony> How is that funny?
<AOLmunchkin> ura looser.
<FatTony> Says the unco-ordinated hick with a Mountain Dew bottle up his/her/its ass. Might I note that the Mountain Dew bottle is full of Mountain Dew. Painful enema, mayhaps?
<AOLmunchkin> fak u man

And then the assyness will continue into the night.

by Bastardized Bottomburp May 8, 2003

chodebusters

Collective noun for a group of people who kill/destroy chodes.

"Who ya gonna call? Chodebusters!"
"Get the Chodebusters over here, Justin Timberlake has entered the building!"

by Bastardized Bottomburp May 13, 2003

It's funny because it's true

Statement of truth used when something non-fictional, ironic and hilarious occurs.

<GhettoChubb> Me and my sister went down to the supermarket, and this huge fat chick was standing near the frozen-food section, and I swear to God I thought it was my sister, and I slapped the bitch on the shoulder and said 'Losing a little wait?' and the women turned around and kicked me inside a fridge. A closed fridge!
<Hymenia> Hahahh, its funny because it's true.

by bastardized bottomburp May 17, 2003

cars that bounce

Something fun to watch if an old lady is driving one.

"Help me! That damn car dealership sold me one of those cars that bounce! My stockings are falling! My stockings are falling!" - Old woman

by Bastardized Bottomburp October 22, 2003

end

The final chapter of a series or story.
The top/bottom of something.
The finish.

"Your dick has no end."

"Your mouth has no end. Shut the hell up."

by Bastardized Bottomburp March 17, 2003