baSTardized boTTomburp's definitions

monkey navigated

To be controlled and run by monkeys, mainly in boats, ships or planes.

I work in a monkey-navigated jumbo jet.

by Bastardized Bottomburp July 24, 2003

my website

You'd like to go there, wouldn't you?

Me elite HTML and CSS skills are to complex for your eyes to comprehend.

by Bastardized Bottomburp July 25, 2003

super nintendo

Although a mediocre crock of shit in todays standards, was the best of its kind in its time.

Super Nintendo totally owned SEGA and Atari.

by Bastardized Bottomburp July 26, 2003

Your Uncle Gus

A 'your mom' insult against a European.

<Klondyke> Fuckle your uncle Gus, italian pizza boy!
<Italy> Who?

by Bastardized Bottomburp July 26, 2003

crackabum

A buttocks that has been cracked from several cases of sledge-hammeration.
See S&M.

She got a crackabum after being smashed in the arse with an enormous sledge hammer.

by Bastardized Bottomburp July 26, 2003

pants

What I wear on my head to amuse my chums and associates.

"Will sir be wearing his pants on his head today?" - My Butler

by Bastardized Bottomburp July 26, 2003

Jhonen Vasquez

Creator of Invader Zim, the single greatest animation after The Simpsons and Futurama.

Meats of evil..

by Bastardized Bottomburp July 26, 2003