one minute man

Any person of the male human species that reaches orgasms quickly, and therefore, only has sex for a minute before cumming and leaving.

"One Minute Man - to the rescue!"

by Bastardized Bottomburp October 06, 2003

hackish

1. n. The language a hacker may speak, such as leet.
2. adj. Relating to hackers

1. w00t is a Hackish exclamation for 'excellent' or 'yay'.
2. "I have a hackish web site full of JavaScript to screw up your system."

by Bastardized Bottomburp September 13, 2003

meat alternatives

Genetically engineered foods, such as Kangaroo eggs, and fish-wings. All this and more can be found at KFC.

Hagged Science-Type-Person: To keep healthy, be sure to have a balanced diet, plentiful with meat... and, meat alternatives.
Crowd: BOOOOO!

by Bastardized Bottomburp May 03, 2003

infesticles

Testicles infested with anything.

<Pudged> Oh my dog! I have infesticles!
<LampShade> What from?!
<Pudged> Worms, lice, cancer and little green space men!

by Bastardized Bottomburp August 28, 2003

cum muffin

A person who, when pricked with a pin, will begin to seep semen from the opening from which the pin came from. See pus balloon.

by BASTARDIZED BOTTOMBURP May 26, 2003

s8in

1) Bastardization of 'Satin'
2) Bastardization of 'Satan'
3) Bastardization of 'Skating', used when the slow-minded internet warts try to use 'sk8in' to be cool, but fail miserably when discovering that they can't spell 'skating' or 'sk8in' and therefore make an assclown of themself.

I go s8in onda weakend!

by Bastardized Bottomburp July 19, 2003

clock

The act of completing a video game or computer game completely

I clocked Super Mario Shoeshine in 3 days!

by Bastardized Bottomburp May 04, 2003