baSTardized boTTomburp's definitions

iGhey

The iMac's true identity amongst the elite Windows and Linux users.

The iMac is the iGheyest blob of shit on the market.

by Bastardized Bottomburp May 3, 2003

Invader Zim

The greatest televison animation to hit the Earth. Invader Zim is also the named of the main character, a doom-bringing alien who is 'very small.'

"No Invader has ever been so small... you're small Zim... you're tiny..."

by Bastardized Bottomburp March 18, 2003

baybe

what azn females call themselves in their MSN Display Names.

(*)(&)LiDDle AzN BaYBe(L)(r)

by Bastardized Bottomburp March 28, 2003

ROFLMCLAO

The idiot versian of saying 'Ha. Ha. How very amusing.'

<bastard#1> This chatroom is gay
<completebastard#1> ROFLMCLAO
<bastard#1> Shut the fuck up, ballhair, go fuck your other 'net-whores.
<completebastard#1> ROFLMCLAO!!111
<bastard#1> Hoy...

by Bastardized Bottomburp March 23, 2003

assess

The Princess of Ass

Dear Assess,

Please join me for dinner under the cows ass.

Your love, Harry the Bastard

by Bastardized Bottomburp March 18, 2003

hello

what idiots say to start a conversation in MSN Messenger. "How r u?" will usually follow. Then, "gtg, bai"

Hello How r u? gtg bai

by Bastardized Bottomburp March 18, 2003

dictionary.com

The website that UrbanDictionary used to look like until it got its more original layout.

UrbanDictionary.com used to be a copy of Dictionary.com but with different features.

by Bastardized Bottomburp October 3, 2003