baSTardized boTTomburp's definitions

SARSed up

To be brainwashed by newspapers and television with the latest craze of SARS.

Spiderman got SARSed up from The SARS Goblin

by bastardized bottomburp July 1, 2003

engrish

A poorly translated japanese-to-english language.

Light turn on. We go to room. We play game of chess. He kick ball. Ball fly.

by Bastardized Bottomburp March 30, 2003

Trogdor

An s-shaped dragon of monstrous proportion, he terrorizes peasants of small villages by burninating their village huts. Trogdor wields a beefy arm coming out of his neck, but he uses it rarely because he is better off simple burninating his meals.

Has anyone noticed how almost all the definitions here are generally identical?

by Bastardized Bottomburp July 13, 2003

smegtastic

1. to be full of smeg
2. very smeggy
3. crap, a bullshit artist

that radio announcer is smegtastic

by Bastardized Bottomburp March 21, 2003

Gorillaz

The greatest band ever drawn. Their music kicks ass, and the animation is my inspiration.

Gorillaz is a four-piece band made up of 2D, Murdoc, Noodle and Russel. Occassionally, ghost-rappers appear from Russels head, such as Del Tha Funky Homosapien and Phi Life Cypher

by Bastardized Bottomburp March 18, 2003

shecock

A penis found between the legs of the woman, protruding from where her vulva should be. Unfortunately, she doesn't have a vagina, just a large penis sticking out of a small slit.

He took her into bed, only to his horror that she had a shecock.

by Bastardized Bottomburp May 9, 2003

halitosis

Enough to keep away a herd of elephants. Creates collective underwear stench within your throat. Spreds to your tongue and then lips. The stench may even waft from your cheeks.

by Bastardized Bottomburp August 18, 2003