552 definitions by baSTardized boTTomburp

april fools day

'tis what today be. April 1. A day in which you play jokes on other people and make them feel like phewls

Afghanistan isn't a smelly country. Ha ha, April Fools.

by baSTardized boTTomburp April 1, 2003

The Ass- Insults

Assache
Assbaby
Assball
Assbrain
Assburger
Assbutt
Asscheese
Asschild
Assclown
Asscum
Assface
Assfleck
Asshat
Asshaul
Asshippie
Asshead
Asshole
Asslick
Assling
Assman
Assmark
Assmaster
Assmung
Asstard
Asstechnician
Asstool

by baSTardized boTTomburp May 7, 2003

:|

A face of 'frozen confusing'

:| Vhat is Lunix? Yuo ass! :|

by baSTardized boTTomburp March 29, 2003

Jaques Strap

One of Bart Simpsons' many prank call name's given to Moe.

<MoE> Amanda Huginkiss! Can I get Amanda Huginkiss here? Aww, why can't I get Amanda Huginkiss?
<BarFlies> Aww haw haw haw, aww haw.

by baSTardized boTTomburp June 17, 2003

Dickmark

A burnmark which appears on your penis when you're giving a girl anal and she farts all over your cock (usually quite a wet fart too, m'lord).

Man: The dickmark won't wash off.
Woman: Perhaps I should cut back on the beans?
Man: IT WOULD SEEM APPROPRIATE!

by baSTardized boTTomburp March 21, 2003

Scroll Lock

One of the 7 Wonders of the World.

Who created this mysterious wonder? And why?

by baSTardized boTTomburp August 28, 2003

lawn

My territory in which you should get the hell off.

Get the hell of my lawn! I demand satisfaction!

by baSTardized boTTomburp May 4, 2003