baSTardized boTTomburp's definitions

scum suckle

The act of sucking the scum from the bottom of a toothbrush/the bottom of your fat momma.

by Bastardized Bottomburp May 25, 2003

beat

The strong combination of sound and silence that makes up the deep, repeated sound heard during a piece of music. Heard most easily in R&B and Rap.

I'm trapped in a beat.

by Bastardized Bottomburp August 25, 2003

butthole 69

Only capaple of performace when you have an artificial neck.

I bent my artificial-neck backwards and we butthole-69ed til the blood rushed into my brain.

by Bastardized Bottomburp March 23, 2003

kwijibo

A fat, balding north-american ape

'Kwijibo' was the word Bart Simpson tried to use to win a game of Scrabble.

by Bastardized Bottomburp February 14, 2006

ROFL

Rolling On The Floor Laughing.

Rhymes with 'waffle'.

ROFL!!!!1 u r teh FUNi!11 i lub u <3

by Bastardized Bottomburp September 29, 2003

Phewlish

To be a phewl

Phewlish one told me to screw me!

by Bastardized Bottomburp March 22, 2003

the dangling drop

The dangling piece of faeces on the tip of your anus that won't drop off, no matter how hard you force, squeeze or swing. Usually dangling by an extremely tenacious thread.

I swayed my ass as much as I could but the dangling drop wouldn't let go.

by Bastardized Bottomburp April 2, 2003