baSTardized boTTomburp's definitions

thx

Bastardization of 'Thnx,' which is a bastardization of 'Thanx,' which is a bastardization of 'Thanks,' which is a bastardization of 'Thank You.'

<Biatch>: I killed your rabbit!
<bish>: thx
<Biatch>: np

by bastardized bottomburp March 23, 2003

hooah

When said while thrusting the pelvis, and after saying a long sentence, creates humor.

Sir,IjustseemedtohavedroppedyourvaseandkilledyourdogwhileIwasmindingyourhouse - (thrusts pelvis) HOOAH!

by Bastardized Bottomburp September 20, 2003

np

short for 'no prob,' used widely in chatrooms or IMs after someone says 'Thx' (thank you)

by bastardized bottomburp March 23, 2003

SARS

Science fiction concocted by the government to scare the peasants and little-folk.

<GovernmentOfficial> Those thousands of people didn't die of cancer, or AIDS! They died of SARS!
<Crowd> Oh my God!
<SelfEmployedBusinessman> Time to take advantage of such chaotic chaos and stock up on facial masks, claiming that they prevent SARS!

by bastardized bottomburp May 17, 2003

splatter

When she comes all over your face.

by Bastardized Bottomburp June 18, 2003

shoeshine

lubrication for the penis

"Rub on some shoeshine. No, not that shoeshine, asshead. Oh look, now you're cock's all black."

- Mrs Bush

by Bastardized Bottomburp March 22, 2003

2004

Two-thousand and four. The new year.

Another year towards death, celebrated with fireworks.

by Bastardized Bottomburp December 31, 2003