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see monobrow

by Bastardized Bottomburp March 18, 2003

English

A language so hard for French and German people to learn because of how fecked up it is. We frickin' stick silent letters anywhere!

Gnome = Noam, not Geh-noam
English = Ing-lish
Sign = Sahyn, not Sig-en
Phone = Fone, not Peh-hone
Station = Stay-shun, not Stah-tee-on
School = Skool, not Shool
Pneumonia = Nyoo-moh-nya, not Peh-nee-um-on-ee-a
Cecil = Seh-sill, not Keh-kill
Love = Luv, not Lohv
Survey = Ser-vay, not Ser-vee
Sugar = Shoo-gah, not Soo-gar

It's bullfeces.

by Bastardized Bottomburp August 23, 2003

shoeshine

lubrication for the penis

"Rub on some shoeshine. No, not that shoeshine, asshead. Oh look, now you're cock's all black."

- Mrs Bush

by Bastardized Bottomburp March 22, 2003

SARS

Science fiction concocted by the government to scare the peasants and little-folk.

<GovernmentOfficial> Those thousands of people didn't die of cancer, or AIDS! They died of SARS!
<Crowd> Oh my God!
<SelfEmployedBusinessman> Time to take advantage of such chaotic chaos and stock up on facial masks, claiming that they prevent SARS!

by bastardized bottomburp May 17, 2003

fuckhead

A person who has a vagina on top of their neck instead of a head.

by Bastardized Bottomburp May 03, 2003

np

short for 'no prob,' used widely in chatrooms or IMs after someone says 'Thx' (thank you)

by bastardized bottomburp March 23, 2003

splatter

When she comes all over your face.

by Bastardized Bottomburp June 18, 2003