butt doobie

The toilet roll located up the ass of the large Kraid-phewl. Irreplacable. Priceless.

Kraid's butt-doobie is bulging today.

by Bastardized Bottomburp March 18, 2003

:|

A face of 'frozen confusing'

:| Vhat is Lunix? Yuo ass! :|

by Bastardized Bottomburp March 29, 2003

implore

To insist or strongly urge.

I implore you to support mass deforestation in South America, idiot.

by Bastardized Bottomburp November 01, 2003

Sailor Moon

I've only seen one episode (in English) and I must say that Sailor Moon as a god-awful annoying voice. The voice actor should be on Sesame Street or Spongebob Squarepants.

I wanna see Sailor Uranus.

by Bastardized Bottomburp August 29, 2003

purple mushroom

Penis being held tight on the stem, creating a purplish swelling on the head, resembling a mushroom.

by Bastardized Bottomburp May 03, 2003

scum suckle

The act of sucking the scum from the bottom of a toothbrush/the bottom of your fat momma.

by Bastardized Bottomburp May 25, 2003

zombie

An undead soul, possessed and sent out of the grave to thrive upon the flesh of the living.

After a dead body rots underground for a time, it may come to life, first its eyes will reopen, and fingers will begin twitching. The thumping of the heart may return, unless the heart has been removed. This is the rebirth of a human, the birth of a zombie.

Deteriorating, fallen apart and reaking of the foul stench of death, a zombie will raise from the grave by smashing through the coffin and lifting an arm out of the ground, in the normal zombie style. The zombie will proceed to lift itself out of the soil and moan, usually moaning anything like 'Yaaarghhh...' or 'BRAINS!'

If you fall victim to the zombie's feasting of your flesh and brain, you will become a zombie, forever walking, undead.

I'm a zombie. Why else do you think I am here so often?

by Bastardized Bottomburp July 18, 2003