bRitt's definitions

portfolio

Something extremely gay and pointles that Newark High School requires for graduation. Our superintendent, Mr. Sanders makes us do. He makes us do it so the high school looks good.

Portfolios blow ass!

by Britt March 6, 2005

The Honorary Title

Band like: Bright Eyes
Debut Album: Anything Else But The Truth
Who: Jarrod Gorbel & Aaron Kamstra

pff. yeah. go their their cd.

"everything i once had" is an amazing song.

by britt December 13, 2004

Kumzitz

1. a happening of epic proportions
2. food, live entertainmentt, hookahs, and stars

Everyone should attend the kumzitz hosted by Gators for Israel!

by Britt November 8, 2004

anonymouse

a word substition for anonymous because uneducated asses can't spell it right.

When u votehd for mee as teh uglyest persun in da clazz, whyy did yew check teh b0x taht saiz anonymouse?

by britt November 10, 2003

closed caption

a bunch of hooplah they put at the end of the beginning of a TV show to let you know that deaf people can watch it. Usually precedes a long commercial by a sponsor.

Closed captioning brought to you by Checkers.

by britt November 12, 2003

polychronopolus

a person who is an pain in your ass, who also grabs your sisters ass, along with eating all of our pizza and drinking all of your beer

Oh my god dude you are shuch a "polycronopolus",
because my names "STEVE...MUTHA...FUCKAN...POLYCHRONOPOLUS"

by britt January 21, 2004

Wisconsin

Hey "Adam", you said, "Wisconsin is a state that has a GOOD football team. 100x better than illinois." That may be true, but who has the better college basketball team? That's right bitch, the Fighting Illini blow your Wisconsin ass right out of the St. Croix River. Oh, What now?

Don't take my comment to seriously dude, I personally don't have anything against Wisconsin or its residents. In fact, Wisconsinites are some of the nicest people I've ever met. You guys up there know how to take one day at a time, and that's cool. People in Wisconsin are friendlier than people in Illinois. Though, I'm not so sure you guys are smarter, I thought all men were created equal. Wisconsin Dells rocks! Don't be hatin' Illinois or Chicago. The Illini rock! Oh, and we are better drivers than you guys...ha-ha...

"Chicago rocks, and don't you forget it!"

by Britt August 29, 2006