bOb's definitions

dark side of oz

Awesome sync between the greatest album ever, Dark Side of the Moon by Pink Floyd, and an excellent movie, the Wizard of Oz. Start the CD after the 3rd Lion's roar and expereince something amazing and mysterious.

"Balanced on their biggest wave," as Dorothy is balancing on a fence.

by Bob January 12, 2004

cockgoggle

An insult that hints that the insultee is in dire need, of some goggles for his cock.

Shut the hell up you cockgoggle.

by Bob January 12, 2004

schwag

In Alberta in the early 80's "schwag" meant a fat homely chick.

Man, I better leave this bar, there's nobody here but a bunch of fat schwags!

by bob January 12, 2004

tuna blender

a gay guy

Better wear a pie plate on your ass around that tuna blender

by bob January 12, 2004

asshole bandit

a gay guy

better wear a pie plate on your ass around that asshole bandit

by bob January 12, 2004

Sponge Bog Square Head

A very rare species known to Earl Haig only, whose scientific name is bigussucksuptoteacherus

only one left known to man..... romanian..... how ironic
bogdan

by bob January 16, 2004

Dinner downstairs

Performing Oral sex on a woman

I didn't screw her, but i did get some dinner downstairs

by Bob January 18, 2004