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up yours!!!

by bob January 10, 2005

fanny mucus

mucus made by the womens vagina much like when you get a greenie in your throat.

girl, your ##### just sneezed snot all over my face!!!!

by bob March 30, 2004

Garden Gnome

1. The tiny gnomes found in a garden that are following me in the night and trying to steal my sanity.
2. The tiny garden statuettes that secretly placed a chip in my brain.
3. Any girl that is shorter than 5 feet that resembles the statues known as garden gnomes.

BEWARE THE GARDEN GNOMES!!!

That's an ugly garden gnome!

by Bob December 20, 2004

Spackrumpet

Muppet, Dickhead, Spacker, Asshole, P00fb0i, m00c0w

Harper is a Spackrumpet

by Bob March 16, 2004

target whore

A person who shops excessantly at Target. Thinks about Target every day and dreams about Target every night. Is obsessed with the color red....even though its ugly

Also known as the one and only Joanna....

by bob April 25, 2005

t & a

Tits and ass (boobs & butt)

Mrs. Birch has t & a.

by Bob November 20, 2004

explosive diarrhea

when u shit so hard u ripp your ass hole

by bob May 02, 2003