the belief that religion should be kept out of public schools without the belief in the other acts of pastafarianism
"DOOD this is so cool lets all worship the flying spaghetti monster and stuff!"
"i dont think that religion should be taught in public schools but that flying spaghetti monster shit is obviously fake. im a member of the pastafarian orthodox church"
"i dont think that religion should be taught in public schools but that flying spaghetti monster shit is obviously fake. im a member of the pastafarian orthodox church"
by blitch May 04, 2010

The driest, hottest, most boring state in the country. It is filled with retards mutated by incest and nuclear weapons. See shithole.
Have you ever been to Arizona?
Fuck no, and I dont ever plan on it
Why not?
I dont want to lose my anal virginity to one of those incest fucktards.
Fuck no, and I dont ever plan on it
Why not?
I dont want to lose my anal virginity to one of those incest fucktards.
by bLiTcH November 17, 2007

by bLiTcH January 09, 2008

When a girl is giving a guy head and refuses to swallow, the man holds her head on his erect penis as if he was dunking her head into a pool of water. She now is left with two choices: drown or swallow. No, biting it off is not an option.
I wasn't even sure if courtney would be a swallower so I didn't take any chances. I gave that hoe the cum dunk.
by bLiTcH February 04, 2008

This is sex when the female partner is on her period. Having periodic sex is not recommended and can get quite messy.
Jordan was so horny from not seeing stacie for months that they decided to have periodic sex. Her bed never smelled the same.
by bLiTcH January 11, 2009

When a person, usually but not limited to a child, swallows money, usually pennies, and shits them out. When they pinch off the turd that contains pennies, they are penny pinching.
by bLiTcH January 09, 2008

When a person takes a shit, usually creamy, and it leaves a paint like residue on the toilet bowl upon flushing. Different techniques and types of poo yield different results or masterpieces.
After a 12 minute battle with the toilet, Mike enjoyed flushing so he could see his Picasso poo at work.
by bLiTcH January 10, 2009
