bLiTcH's definitions
The driest, hottest, most boring state in the country. It is filled with retards mutated by incest and nuclear weapons. See shithole.
Have you ever been to Arizona?
Fuck no, and I dont ever plan on it
Why not?
I dont want to lose my anal virginity to one of those incest fucktards.
Fuck no, and I dont ever plan on it
Why not?
I dont want to lose my anal virginity to one of those incest fucktards.
by bLiTcH November 17, 2007

When a person, usually but not limited to a child, swallows money, usually pennies, and shits them out. When they pinch off the turd that contains pennies, they are penny pinching.
by bLiTcH January 9, 2008

A roman column crap is the type of crap that fights u before going into the toilet but upon landing in the bowl, it crumbles into little turdlets like an ancient roman column from the colosseum.
I took the toughest shit of my life and after i finally gave birth to a roman column crap, it crumbled into little rabbit turds. Why couldnt it do that while in my ass?
by bLiTcH February 29, 2008

When a person takes a shit, usually creamy, and it leaves a paint like residue on the toilet bowl upon flushing. Different techniques and types of poo yield different results or masterpieces.
After a 12 minute battle with the toilet, Mike enjoyed flushing so he could see his Picasso poo at work.
by bLiTcH January 10, 2009

After a long night of foreplay and fingerfucking, the female blue balls her partner. The next morning, the man continues to fingerfuck the female. Only this time, when he is done, he sticks his fingers in her nostrils and mouth, causing a rancid fishy stench to be stuck with her the rest of the day.
Lauren led me on like a whore last night, so this morning i gave her a fishy flapjack. She was pissed that she had to smell her meat wallet for the rest of the day.
by bLiTcH January 10, 2009

by bLiTcH July 22, 2008
