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sleazy spigot

A sleazy spigot is performed when a woman swallows much semen from her male partner. She then induces herself to vomit all of her stomach's contents back into her partner's mouth.
Last night my girlfriend gave me a sleazy spigot then broke up with me.

what a bitch. i wonder if she at least enjoyed the break up sex.
by bLiTcH January 9, 2008
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pastafarian orthodox

the belief that religion should be kept out of public schools without the belief in the other acts of pastafarianism
"DOOD this is so cool lets all worship the flying spaghetti monster and stuff!"

"i dont think that religion should be taught in public schools but that flying spaghetti monster shit is obviously fake. im a member of the pastafarian orthodox church"
by blitch May 4, 2010
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18-1

18-1 is probably one of the most embarrassing records to have in football history. It may be thought that winning 18 games and only losing 1 is a good thing, but when that last game is at the super bowl to a wildcard team, it is nothing to brag about.
The patriots went into the super bowl with an 18-0 record. After getting spanked by the giants they went 18-1 and are getting looked down upon than the 49ers.
by bLiTcH February 4, 2008
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GG

GG usually means good game, but it also means get good.
teacher: what is the capital of illinois?

kid1: san fransisco?

kid2: GG baddie
by bLiTcH January 8, 2009
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slave feet

At the heart of every negro is his or her slave feet. Not all negros know that they have slave feet until they actually need to use them.
Jordan never excelled in sports, but when he got caught stealing a t.v, his slave feet instantly kicked in.
by bLiTcH January 10, 2009
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periodic sex

This is sex when the female partner is on her period. Having periodic sex is not recommended and can get quite messy.
Jordan was so horny from not seeing stacie for months that they decided to have periodic sex. Her bed never smelled the same.
by bLiTcH January 11, 2009
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going bowling

This is the act of a man sticking his middle and index finger into a womans vagina and thumb into her ass as if she was a bowling ball.
Erik used Lauren like a bowling ball last night when they were going bowling.
by bLiTcH January 8, 2008
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