slave feet

At the heart of every negro is his or her slave feet. Not all negros know that they have slave feet until they actually need to use them.
Jordan never excelled in sports, but when he got caught stealing a t.v, his slave feet instantly kicked in.
by bLiTcH December 22, 2007
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Mr. Akai

"My name is Mr. Akai" is a code used by KKK klansmen tell other klansmen that they are also part of the KKK. It is an acronym for A klansman am I. It is used in response to the statement, "I am looking for Mr. Ayak."
A klansman walks into a bar and yells out "I am looking for a Mr. Ayak."

A fellow klansman responds, "My name is Mr. Akai."

Since their "secret code" is now on urbandictionary, a group of negroes hears them say this and they continue to beat the shit out of and/or rape the couple.
by bLiTcH December 25, 2007
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pro choice

The choice that best saves the father's ass, regardless of the pregnant females choice.
Crap i got my girlfriend pregnant. I sure hope shes pro choice. And by pro choice, I mean my choice.
by bLiTcH February 12, 2008
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egyptian etch-a-sketch

This is the act of twisting your partners nipples 3 complete 360 degree turns and then shaking theyre titties forcefully.
My nurples are so purple because last night Dan gave me the egyptian etch-a-sketch
by bLiTcH December 13, 2007
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roman column crap

A roman column crap is the type of crap that fights u before going into the toilet but upon landing in the bowl, it crumbles into little turdlets like an ancient roman column from the colosseum.
I took the toughest shit of my life and after i finally gave birth to a roman column crap, it crumbled into little rabbit turds. Why couldnt it do that while in my ass?
by bLiTcH February 29, 2008
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sleazy spigot

A sleazy spigot is performed when a woman swallows much semen from her male partner. She then induces herself to vomit all of her stomach's contents back into her partner's mouth.
Last night my girlfriend gave me a sleazy spigot then broke up with me.

what a bitch. i wonder if she at least enjoyed the break up sex.
by bLiTcH December 26, 2007
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assfault

A disgusting feature that makes a relatively nice ass look bad. (hair, mole, boil, hemmeroid, etc.).
Cellulite is a major assfault. It can make the nicest asses go bad.
by bLiTch June 19, 2008
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