Definitions by bLiTcH
assfault
A disgusting feature that makes a relatively nice ass look bad. (hair, mole, boil, hemmeroid, etc.).
roman column crap
A roman column crap is the type of crap that fights u before going into the toilet but upon landing in the bowl, it crumbles into little turdlets like an ancient roman column from the colosseum.
I took the toughest shit of my life and after i finally gave birth to a roman column crap, it crumbled into little rabbit turds. Why couldnt it do that while in my ass?
roman column crap by bLiTcH February 29, 2008
hilbilly
This is the combination of Hilary and Bill Clinton. Hilary wearing the political pants in the relationship.
man 1: Who are you voting for this year?
man 2: I don't know who im voting for but it sure wont be hilbilly.
man 2: I don't know who im voting for but it sure wont be hilbilly.
18-1
18-1 is probably one of the most embarrassing records to have in football history. It may be thought that winning 18 games and only losing 1 is a good thing, but when that last game is at the super bowl to a wildcard team, it is nothing to brag about.
The patriots went into the super bowl with an 18-0 record. After getting spanked by the giants they went 18-1 and are getting looked down upon than the 49ers.
cum dunk
When a girl is giving a guy head and refuses to swallow, the man holds her head on his erect penis as if he was dunking her head into a pool of water. She now is left with two choices: drown or swallow. No, biting it off is not an option.
18-1
18-1 is probably one of the most embarrassing records to have in football history. It may be thought that winning 18 games and only losing 1 is a good thing, but when that last game is at the super bowl to a wild card team, it is nothing to brag about.
The patriots went into the super bowl with an 18-0 record. After getting spanked by the giants they went 18-1 and went from "unbeatable" and "perfection" to "embarrassed".