bB's definitions

hap

Hap = Hot Asian Princess!

Byron: Damn Mike, get a load of that hap!

Mike: Shit, i love them haps!

by BB March 15, 2005

Fitty Dolla

A blow job, blowie, sucky sucky etc

Me give you fitty dolla long time

Did she give you a fitty dolla last night?

by BB July 29, 2003

goosey knife

Long knife with serrated edge, used to cut bread (describes the noise made as the knife cuts through a crusty loaf)

Could you pass me the goosey knife?

by bB March 22, 2005

ass on a tuesday

After a night of heavy drinking, one would say "I feel like ass on a Tuesday" if they are suffering from a hangover.

I can be said on other days also.

God... I feel like ass -- on a Tuesaday.

by BB October 21, 2004

do not call list

The names and #'s that telemarketers take down when the customer is rude and nasty about the call. Many times a drunk telemarketer will take these lists out and prank with their friends.

"I told YOU people to stop calling! Put me on you Do Not Call List!"

No problem sir...

Later that night---

May I speak with Mr. ****?

LOL

by BB February 18, 2004

fuck buddy

A person you pretend to like, but really only use them for sex and other sexual pleasures.

Maaaaan, Troy so used Casey as a fuck buddy and for buffering

by BB April 28, 2004

Brucie

Brucie Bonus....from the god that is Bruce Forysth

Did you get a Brucie this month?

by BB July 29, 2003