by B. Hanback January 18, 2009

by B. Hanback August 04, 2008

The place that grandparents take their grandchildren when they are too lazy to take them to the real zoo. They take them to the pet store knowing the kids won't know the difference.
Come on kids! Big Jim is taking you to the Petco Zoo today! Let's go look at all the animals!
My dad took my nephews to Petco and McDonald's and they fucking thought they went to the zoo! What the fuck...
My dad took my nephews to Petco and McDonald's and they fucking thought they went to the zoo! What the fuck...
by B. Hanback January 14, 2010

Term for when you are so hung over and drunk the night before work or school you just say "fuck it" and don't show up.
It's 3 am...we need to head home...
Dude, tomorrow is a snow day for me...I aint going to work...
Lauren was doing shots at 4 am and knew Thursday was going to be a snow day!
Dude, tomorrow is a snow day for me...I aint going to work...
Lauren was doing shots at 4 am and knew Thursday was going to be a snow day!
by B. Hanback January 17, 2009

"dude - she was stripper hot but was an Avatar..."
did you see who david brought to the Christmas party?
"yea - Avatar"
did you see who david brought to the Christmas party?
"yea - Avatar"
by B. Hanback January 09, 2010

Breed of dog. A Blassie is a cross between a Lassie (Collie) and a Pit Bull.
A new metro-breed of dogs popular with Pro-athletes and rappers.
A new metro-breed of dogs popular with Pro-athletes and rappers.
Bro, what the hell is that?
That's a Blassie....the bitch will take your arm off and then run for help.
That's a Blassie....the bitch will take your arm off and then run for help.
by B. Hanback January 26, 2008

by B. Hanback May 16, 2008
