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That girl in the bar was pretty hot until she smiled...she had sushi caught in her train tracks...
Oh, really....braces?
Yep
Oh, really....braces?
Yep
by B. Hanback December 30, 2008
Get the Train Tracksmug. The place that grandparents take their grandchildren when they are too lazy to take them to the real zoo. They take them to the pet store knowing the kids won't know the difference.
Come on kids! Big Jim is taking you to the Petco Zoo today! Let's go look at all the animals!
My dad took my nephews to Petco and McDonald's and they fucking thought they went to the zoo! What the fuck...
My dad took my nephews to Petco and McDonald's and they fucking thought they went to the zoo! What the fuck...
by B. Hanback January 14, 2010
Get the Petco Zoomug. When you take a shit in a port-a-let and the blue chemical water splashes back up on you staining your ass and your back.
Dude, hitting the port-a-let for a quick dump...
Make sure you hop up quick so you don't get Blue Back!
Bobby was scrubbing his ass cuz he got Blue Back at the State Fair...
Make sure you hop up quick so you don't get Blue Back!
Bobby was scrubbing his ass cuz he got Blue Back at the State Fair...
by B. Hanback September 9, 2009
Get the Blue Backmug. Word describing a friend that is a taker and not a giver - someone that never shows up or pays for a tab or helps in any way. Not a true friend.
Thanks for showing at my birthday party marginal...I really appreciate it.
Russ is so marginal - jackass got drunk and missed dinner tonight - what the hell?
Russ is so marginal - jackass got drunk and missed dinner tonight - what the hell?
by B. Hanback January 14, 2010
Get the Marginalmug. The phrase used when you are looking for a parking spot at a restaurant or crowded lot and you find a spot in the front row.
Damn, this place is packed tonight - what the hell could be going on - we are going to wind up parking in the next county...
There's a spot up front! Fuckin' Diva Parking baby!
There's a spot up front! Fuckin' Diva Parking baby!
by B. Hanback May 13, 2009
Get the Diva Parkingmug. Dad is going out tonight with the ROMEO club - they are going to the early bird special at the shrimp shack...they love it...
by B. Hanback January 14, 2010
Get the ROMEOmug. Term used when someone leaves a bar or a club without letting anyone know because they are drunk and want to go home, but don't want their friends to know they are leaving...
Where did Chris and Keith go?
They were hammered and probably pulled the Tampa Fade...
Everyone was heading to the strip club and Brian pulled the Tampa Fade - married guys always do...
They were hammered and probably pulled the Tampa Fade...
Everyone was heading to the strip club and Brian pulled the Tampa Fade - married guys always do...
by B. Hanback January 17, 2009
Get the Tampa Fademug.