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Bachelor Baby

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A child born out of wedlock. The father is a bachelor and is not dating or seeing the mother of the child.
Tom Brady is dating the supermodel Gisele Bundchen, but has a bachelor baby with Bridget Moynahan.

The NFL number one draft pick has three bachelor babies he has to support.
by B. Hanback January 25, 2008
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Sperm that produces the female sex.
Dude has four little girls, he is full of chick nuggets.

Honey, I really want a little girl and the doctor told me that if we do it doggie style, it will help your chick nuggets reach my eggs quicker.
by B. Hanback January 25, 2008
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wubicle

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Pronounced Woo-buh-cle. A cubicle (work station) that has extra tall walls that don't touch the ceiling, a window, and a glass door.
Chris wanted to surf the web for porn, but he could'nt due to the lack of privacy in his damn wubicle.

Chris started to tell a diry joke, but stopped because everyone in the office could hear him in his wubicle.
by B. Hanback January 24, 2008
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Squice

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verb: to squat down in front of an ice slide/luge to do an alcohol shot.
“DJ squiced six times at the party on Saturday, that's why he was so hammered
by B. Hanback January 22, 2008
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To have dirty feet bottoms. Derived from when you were a little kid going in to the 7-11 to get a slurpee barefoot and got dirty feet bottoms.
When the girl put her feet up on the bar for me to rub, I realized she had 7-11 feet and I bolted...
by B. Hanback January 19, 2008
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ficeps

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Fat triceps. The floppy fatty back area of the upper arm. Usually caused by not exercising or just being plain fat.
Damn, the lady in the checkout line had some big floppy ficeps...she should NOT be wearing a tank top!
by B. Hanback January 18, 2008
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yoohoo

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Slang for the children of a single mom. Deriving from the fact that if you sleep with her and spend the night, you will have to buy her kids a yoohoo the next morning.
Bro, I am dating a hot divorced chick...

Make sure she does not have any yoohoo's...
by B. Hanback January 18, 2008
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