A hot single mom that frequents Chuck E. Cheese pizzeria with her kids - most often looking for single dads.
That woman just looked you up and down over at the drink station and then followed you to the salad bar? What the hell?
Honey, don't worry, that's just another Chuck E. Cougar - this place is crawling with them....
Honey, don't worry, that's just another Chuck E. Cougar - this place is crawling with them....
by B. Hanback March 28, 2009
fuck this, I want some mommy juice
honey, stop at Uncle Bud's on the way home and pick up some mommy juice for me...
honey, stop at Uncle Bud's on the way home and pick up some mommy juice for me...
by b. hanback February 17, 2008
The term used when a you or a co-worker cannot leave the office because if to much work - or are too lazy to leave the office.
Casey was in the Velcro Chair all week with that monster of a project his boss laid on him Monday morning.
Brian only made two sales calls all week because he was on the internet watching March Madness - damn Velcro Chair.
Brian only made two sales calls all week because he was on the internet watching March Madness - damn Velcro Chair.
by B. Hanback February 24, 2009
by B. Hanback January 15, 2010
Bry had a bag of frozen peas on his sack for 2 days because his wife had him get the snip snip
Babe, puck a condom on....
Look, I did not get the snip snip to wear a sock to fuck
Babe, puck a condom on....
Look, I did not get the snip snip to wear a sock to fuck
by B. Hanback August 09, 2008
A friend that you have because you paid to belong to a private club or group. Someone that is not a true friend but a fake friend.
John is not going to hang with us today, he is golfing at the club with a bunch of his Rent-A-Buddies.
Steve joined the country club to schmooze with the Rent-A-Buddy that is the CEO.
Steve joined the country club to schmooze with the Rent-A-Buddy that is the CEO.
by B. Hanback December 16, 2008
Found predominately in rednecks – when the lower teeth grow or extend past the upper teeth. This condition, if not fixed at a young age can cause digestion problems and also increase the risk of biting one’s own tongue.
Did you see Billy?
No
He has the White Man's Under Bite! Damn!
Yea, dipshit bout bites his tongue off when he smiles...
No
He has the White Man's Under Bite! Damn!
Yea, dipshit bout bites his tongue off when he smiles...
by B. Hanback January 23, 2009