Nolex

Fake Rolex

Dude, nice watch...

It's a Nolex, bought it from a guy on the corner for $100

by B. Hanback January 09, 2009

Diva Parking

The phrase used when you are looking for a parking spot at a restaurant or crowded lot and you find a spot in the front row.

Damn, this place is packed tonight - what the hell could be going on - we are going to wind up parking in the next county...

There's a spot up front! Fuckin' Diva Parking baby!

by B. Hanback May 13, 2009

matress dancing

Slang for having sex. To have sex.

Babe, lock the door...the last thing we need is little Billy walking in while we are matress dancing.

Let's go back to my place for a little matress dancing.

by B. Hanback February 11, 2008

Throw the Tissue

When a college or NFL ref pulls the yellow penalty flag out of their pocket and throws it up in the air.

Did you see that fucking pass interference! Damn ref Throw the Tissue! He had his hands all over him!!

by B. Hanback January 20, 2010

ROMEO

An Acronym for:
Retired
Old

Men
Eating
Out

Dad is going out tonight with the ROMEO club - they are going to the early bird special at the shrimp shack...they love it...

by B. Hanback January 14, 2010

Joe Lunchbucket

The average person - referring to a blue or gray collar American

Joe Lunchbucket pulled out his Clark Bar, Dr. Pepper and cigarettes on his lunch break

by B. Hanback January 15, 2009

Tampa Fade

Term used when someone leaves a bar or a club without letting anyone know because they are drunk and want to go home, but don't want their friends to know they are leaving...

Where did Chris and Keith go?

They were hammered and probably pulled the Tampa Fade...

Everyone was heading to the strip club and Brian pulled the Tampa Fade - married guys always do...

by B. Hanback January 17, 2009