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LBR Cut

Little Boy Reguar Haricut - when an adult male gets their haircut short - parted to one side - making them look like a little kid.
Brian: Dan, nice haircut - you ask the barber for an LBR cut?

Dan: Little Boy Regular? Screw you, I paid $40 bucks for this cut
by B. Hanback April 2, 2011
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valentine

The New Year's resolutioner's that join a gym or healthclub in January, hog the shower and weight machines...and then will stop working out by Valentine's Day.
John: Bro, the gym is so crowded!

Colby: Don't worry, these Valentine's will be gone by mid-February.

John: Yea, one of them asked me how to open his locker....damn valentines.
by B. Hanback January 26, 2008
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Cellparation Anxiety

Like separation anxiety except with your cell or blackberry. The lump in your stomach and anxiety that overcomes you when you lose, forget or damage your cell and it does not work.
I got on the flight to Vegas and realized I had left my cell phone in the car and cellparation anxiety overcame me.

Sadler's battery had only one bar left and he began to feel cellparation anxiety.
by B. Hanback August 19, 2008
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Velcro Chair

The term used when a you or a co-worker cannot leave the office because if to much work - or are too lazy to leave the office.
Casey was in the Velcro Chair all week with that monster of a project his boss laid on him Monday morning.

Brian only made two sales calls all week because he was on the internet watching March Madness - damn Velcro Chair.
by B. Hanback February 24, 2009
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News Not the Weather

When someone is talking and is spitting and spraying saliva at you...
Hey, did you see the sick outfit on Sarah?

Yea - I did, and by the way, I asked for The News not the Weather - dude you just soaked me!! get a napkin and wipe me off...
by B. Hanback February 10, 2009
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Guacoma

The state of sleepines after eating chips and guacamole.
Lea and Britt were in Guacoma all afternoon after eating Mexican...
by B. Hanback August 4, 2008
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Flavor Mist

The misty wall of cologne and/or body spray that you walk through while getting ready to go out.
DJ sprayed his Platinum cologne and AXE body spray in the air and walked through the flavor mist...he had a smokin hot date.
by B. Hanback August 20, 2008
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